Scaramunch Oneshot (Fem Reader)

A/N

Hi. I don't expect anyone to read this but if you're wondering why it cut off there, it's because I don't write smut lolol. I dunno if I can write a character in a game I play.....ferociously exercising you like the other writers do, but that's pretty much all I have to say about that.

But as for why Y/n, aka you, didn't speak that much, it was because I really don't know how it works. Like, how do I pick out a personality that resonates with the readers when I could be writing for a six foot tall male who talks like Sailor Moon?
Ok that's a little far-fetched but still. Idk who's gonna read this type of stuff, so might as well. have them be your average Y/n in a sense.

I might be overcomplicating it, but idrc, this took too long. 💀

Speaking of too long, I figured that the oneshot would be easier to digest when broken apart into multiple chapters. Originally, I thought this would be too short, but it turned out to be too long...lol.

Some characters might not act the way they do in-game or lore-wise, so I apologize ahead of time, but I thought it would be funny if we got the twins and Kamisato siblings to push the ship, since I had no clue how to cause romantic tension between you and Scaramouche. And I added Thoma just 'cause. (/hj, I feel like he'd be that one secret cupid that helps people confess and whatnot, but I also wondered if he'd be a little dense in this area.)

Me during this entire oneshot: "haha, me no know how make romance"
"Am I using his name too much?"
"Is Y/n mute or something? SPEAK, BITC-"
"Would Ayaka read Operation True Love? Absolutely she would."
"Paimon doesn't deserve a human body."

I was spiraling and writing this whenever I was going crazy about something, so I managed to get this done within like a month after branching off of......nothing.

Had no motivation, no inspiration, no idea what I was doing, no father figure, no money, no-

Ok so anyway.

.....

Idfk anymore

Writing a Scaramouche fanfic was the last screw that I've lost before deciding "Fuggit, let's write a DLT ripoff without knowing what it's like"

Anyways, I'm just going to forget I even wrote any of this.