Josh: dude I wasn't that drunk calm down!
Me: you got a pillow, shoved a cat in it and said "ITS A PILLOW... IT'S A PET.... ITS A PILL-" and before you could finish you threw up.
Josh: really?!

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Josh: dude I wasn't that drunk calm down!
Me: you got a pillow, shoved a cat in it and said "ITS A PILLOW... IT'S A PET.... ITS A PILL-" and before you could finish you threw up.
Josh: really?!