Jules: Guess who just learned the difference between parchment paper wax paper the hard way?
Bridget: lol
Cooper: Wait what's the difference?
Buck: One is used for making things in the oven and the other is also used for making things in the oven if the thing you're tryin to make happens to be fire
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Buck: Crows
Jules: ?
Jules: What about them?
Buck: They infiltrated the back yard
Cooper: I mean most birds usually live in yards, so I don't really think that 'infiltrated' is the right word.
Buck: I don't trust crows
Jules: You don't trust anyone. Why should the crows get special treatment?
Bridget: I'm with Buck.
Cooper: You don't trust anyone either
Bridget: ...Fair enough.
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Bridget: I love Wyatt
Bridget: But sometimes I'd like to smack him
Cooper: I'm the same with Trey but opposite. Usually he wants to smack me.
Jules: I'm the younger sibling but I'm pretty sure you just summed up Connie & I's relationship.
Buck: #onlychild
Jules: 💀
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Jules: Have any of you seen Jillian's shoes?
Buck: Last I saw em they were in the tree in front of y'alls house
Bridget: ?
Cooper: ... Why isn't she wearing her shoes?
Jules: SHE WAS!
Jules: She has a habit of taking them off in the weirdest places.
Buck: Has she been to a friends house
*20 minutes later*
Jules: She found them. She left them at the hardware store
Bridget: ?
Cooper: ?
Buck: 👍
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Cooper: Hypothetical question
Buck: Shoot
Cooper: So hypothetically how long would you expect to be grounded if you hypothetically scared your younger brother and his best friend into thinking a bear was attacking them?
Jules: That's a lot of hypotheticals
Bridget: Depends on how scared, but DEF a minimum of 3 wks
Buck: How did they catch you?
Cooper: ... I left a bear print. But it was a polar bear's print.
Buck: LMBO. So you didn't add claws?
Cooper: How did you know?
Buck: Everyone knows that polar bears don't have visible claws.
Cooper: It wasn't my finest moment, okay?!
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Jules: I am SCREAMING
Bridget: What happened?
Jules: Buck speaks like 4 other languages!
Cooper: Really?
Bridget: Impressive
Buck: I'm fluent
Buck: And it's 7
Jules:
Bridget:
Cooper:
Buck: Spanish, French, Dutch, Russian, German, Japanese, Navajo
Jules: You learn something new every day.
Buck: I travelled to 48 states and y'all never thought that I mighta picked up other languages?
Jules: ...
"Bridget: ...
"Cooper: ...
A/N: Here we go! A new story to be started while I finish What Happens in the Grocery Store. The idea struck me and I had to write this out! And it's a headcanon of mine that Buck picked up some other languages during his travels. Let me know what you think in the comments!
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Buck, Jules, Cooper, Bridget: The Groupchat
FanfictionExactly what the title says - Buck, Jules, Cooper, and Bridget start a group chat. They send off whatever thought cross their minds.
