"Luke. I am your father." Darth Vader confessed. Luke freaked out and before he could react, the internet went out. "GROSS! STUPID DOODOO INTERNET ISN'T WORKING!" Lynn2406 flipped out. The Netflix loading screen popped up, with the dizzying loading circle endlessly spinning. Instead of watching a movie that usually the interest of Comic Con fanatics, she decided to play Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare. After attempting several times to log on to play in multiplayer, there was still no access to the servers. She resorted to playing the Campaign instead. In the middle of playing, the screen kept glitching. Lag much m8? "GROSS!" Lynn2406 made a habit of repeating herself. The screen cut back to the Netflix loading screen, where the spinning circle gradually began rotating faster and faster. The T.V began to shake. "GROSS!" she yelled. Again. The T.V. exploded and Lynn2406 looked over to see Gideon come rolling out of the smoke. "WHAT!? HOW!?" Lynn2406 screamed. "HELP ME." Gideon screamed back. "WHAT!? HOW!?" Lynn2406 screamed again. "So, I noticed that you were on Netflix and the Star Wars scene with Vader and Luke came on and it made me miss my Dad because, you see, my father, Shrek and my went to Wal-mart when I was a little boy to go get some onions, and I got lost because I wanted to go grab some Mountain Dew and then when I went back to the onions, I couldn't find him. And then, I walked to the mall and went to the Game Stop by tgat really expensive soap store and then there, I was kidnapped my Sledgehammer Games and then they put me in a video game my having their unicorn whi possesses the powers of the mythical Bean God, and he zapped me, and I got stuck in there, and now I got put and I'm looking for Shrek, my dad, so can you help me?" Gideon begged. "Are beans amazing?" Lynn2406 asked. "Yes?" Gideon asked hesitantly. "Then let's go to Wal-mart and find your dad." Lynn2406 said. "Lol k." Gideon replied. Lynn2406 asked her dad for 100 dollars, and he said tes and gave it to her, and he asked her to get vegetables for his juice and she said okay. You see, Lynn2406 is obsessed with fish, so she has some. Her most favored fish though, is Nemo. Nemo is good at finding dads (go watch Finding Nemo real quick) like his, so she put him in a special bean shapes bowl and then they all walked to Wal-mart.
YES IT IS REALLY WEIRS AND TERRIBLY WRITTEN THAT IS OK ITS MEANT RO BE STUPID AND ONLY LYNN2406 AND AND MAYBE HER OTHER FRIEND WHO I FORGOT HER USERNAME WILL. SORRY FOR CAPS OK BYE.
