Chapter 2

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When they got to the store, they ran into the entrance and bumped into a gross angry lady. Gideon fell and got in Lynn2406s way. "Move Gideon!" She yelled. "Glub glub glub" Nemo said. "What is he saying?" Gideon asked. "He said: Who is that." Lynn2406 translated. "And how do you know this?" Gideon asks alot of questions. "Duolingo, and that is my angry Spanish teacher who got cancer and everyone was happy." She answered. "Glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub?" Nemo asked. Gideon did not know what that meant, so Lynn2406 translated. "He asked: Should we add her to a part of the story where she coincidentally fits in?"
Gideon shook his head. "Good, let's go get a fish translator first.

After ripping open the box and pulling out the fish translator, heavily wrapped in plastic, Lynn2406 plucked Nemo out of his bowl and had Gideon unwrap the translator. "I need scissors." Gideon stated. "Of course lol. Go get them, I'll be right here." She replied. After waiting exactly 21 minutes and 21 seconds, Gideon returned with scissors and undid the wrapping and chopped off all the tags. They put the translator, which looked like a collar, so I may refer to it as a collar, on Nemo. "I'm not carrying him around the entire time." Lynn2406 said. "Then let's go get him a car to ride in." Gideon suggested. Lynn2406 noddes i. return.

They walked to the toy aisle to find a remote control car for Nemo, when they turned down the Hot Wheel aisle. Lynn2406 saw Dexterhoney0. (@lynn2406 haha gamertags! ew gross. lets play beyond 2 souls when i come over and we can make the girl get drunk and burn the house down at the party scene!!?? xD)"HELLOO!" Lynn2406 shouted. "HELLOO!" Dexterhoney0 shouted, "Gross! Why is Gideon alive?"
Gideon went to go look for a Hot Wheel, and stepped in front of RygerInfliction (Dexterhoney0s dad). "Move Gideon!" Rugerinfliction shouted. "Because my TV exploded and he is trying to find his dad, Shrek." Lynn2406 answered. Dexterhoney0 took off her ghetto ghetto Dora Wormhole backpack and pulled out a McDonalds bag. She ipened the bag and took out a Spongebob toy. "Hey fag have you seen Shrek?" Dexterhoney0 asked the toy. "BAHAHAHAHA no." Spongebob BAHAHAHAHAed. "Gross. Go away." She said. She grabbed the scissors out of Gideons hand and cut up the spongebob
toy. "This story really is full of alot of subliminal hidden jokes only me and you understand." Dexterhoney0 said to Lynn2406. "Of course lol." Lynn2406 said.
"Daddy, Neno needs some new wheels so can I get a remote control hotwheel car and run around the store without your supervision and get into some potentially dangerous situations?" Dexterhoney0 asked Rugerinfliction. "k." He said. Dexterhoney0 grabbed a hotwheel car off the rack and put it in her ghetto ghetto Dora Wormhole backpack. "He's gonna need a smaller bowl." Gideon said. Lynn240y grabbed a free drink ticket out of her pocket her dad, User Unknown, gave her at the car show. "I know how to fix that."

HAHAH THIS IS SO BAD I SUCK AT WRITING BUT REALLY THIS IS ONLY INTENDED FOR ME AND LYNN2406 AND HER FRIENDS WHO KNOW THE MEANING OF THESE JOKES BUT ANYWAYS SORRY FOR CAPS ITS LIKE A SIDE NOTE THINGY DOWN HERE OK BYE

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