O-Oliver

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This will be a one-shot bc I'm lazy

(Y/N) POV:
I was on my way back home from the grocery store bc my gayass got hungry and needed a little snack.

As I'm crossing through the park I notice the most BEAUTIFUL. HANDSOME. GORGEOUS. HOT. BIG BOOTY. MAN I've ever seen in my entire life... i decide to walk up to him and try to rizz him up.

"H-h-hey...my name is (y/n) w-what's yours?" I ask with a cute shy delicate voice

He looks at me "Oliver...olive garden actually"

W-wow his voice is so cute...

We stare at each other and then start AGGRESSIVELY making out and decide to go get married

*years later*

"B-babe I have something to tell you" he says shyly

"What is it?" I ask concerned

"I-I'm p-p-p-pre-pregn-pregnant"

I look at him in shock... then I hug him "no way babe this is the best day of my life 😍"

*years later they end up having 100 babies and live happily ever after"

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