Boss baby x Reader one-shots (SATIRE)

Boss Baby x Neko Reader

In this one it is season two of Boss Baby: Back In Business you are a Neko and are on the field team little bit of angest and fluff in this story.

Y/n's POV:
I woke up from my usual nap, and went back to work most stared at me in jealousy. The reason everyone was jealous of me was because I'm a Neko, I'm classified as one of the cutest babies of all Baby Corp history, and of course almost everyone at Baby Corp had a massive ego, so I basically hurt everyone's vanity when I passed by. I asked Peg, "May I have a pencil Peg?" Peg looked at me and said, "I'd rather not give one to you," I looked down and got a pencil myself, sometimes it was lonely when nobody paid no mind to my feelings. Thank gosh I had my best friends, Jimbo, the soft one has a little tiny crush on Staci but I won't tell, Staci, the beast, she loves violence and she is undecided if she has a crush on Jimbo or not, Hendershot, he's one of the more down to earth baby's, The triplets, the weird ones, and last but not least my massive crush, Boss Baby. Yes you heard me I have a crush on Boss Baby but he's oblivious to my crush so I try hard to make sure nobody realizes that I like him.

Today was like any other day... well almost. You see every year I'll have a 3-6 day period where all I want to do is sleep, eat, and cuddle, while I do eat and sleep a lot during this period I usually cuddle with my favorite toy, F/T/N the F/A, but I accidentally ripped them and Boss Baby said he would help sew them when he had the chance, but that was 4 days ago and my cuddle meter was at an all time low (They invented the cuddle meter after I was made in the Baby factory.) I went up to Staci and I whispered, "Staci look at the cuddle meter," She turned around and her eyes went blood shot she whisper shouted, "Y/n this is very bad you need to cuddle with something asap," Staci got up and said, "I'll be right back."

Staci POV:
"Boss!" I shouted speeding over to his cubicle, "Boss..." I panted from running so much. "Hello Stace what do you want?" Boss said not even turning to look at me. "Could you do me a favor, like a big one?" I asked. He hopped down from his chair and answered, "Okay... and what is that?" I then built up the courage and asked, "Y/n is in her cuddle state but as you know her stuffie is ripped, her meter is at an all time low and-," I took a deep breathe and then continued, "Could YOU please cuddle her!?" I shut my eyes expecting something to come but nothing happened I opened one of my eyes and the look on his face was priceless he had his upper lip over his bottom lip, his face was as red as a tomato, and he had his hands behind his back with his head down. "I'll do it," Boss whispered. I smirked I knew that Y/n liked BB but I didn't know he liked her back I said, "Great I'll tell Y/n that you are the person!"

30 minutes later
Boss Baby POV:
I can't believe I just said yes to cuddling with one of my best friends, Y/n, she is a Neko a human-cat to be more specific. Staci told me to go to my crib and wait for her, since me and Templeton are sharing a room for the summer my number 1. hope was he wouldn't catch this 'cuddle session' as Jimbo calls it. I arrived there when seconds later Y/n got there she sat down next to me leaning her head on my shoulder. I usually didn't turn red so fast but a girl I liked was leaning her head on my shoulder so it was hard not to blush. "So what's up?"

Y/n's POV:
"So what's up?" I say waiting for his response. Dammit Y/n what a stupid question, "Nothing much," Boss Baby responded looking at me. "Hey Y/n what does it feel like to be a Neko?" I feel my smile droop into a frown, I sat up straight and then say, "Well actually it's not all that good everyone looks at you in disgust all the time and no matter how hard you try nobody will ever like you and-" I had to stop I had started sniffling from bad memories, Boss Baby asked worriedly, "What's wrong?" I finally decided to confess to someone that I was hurting on the inside. "Well, nobody respects me in the office, they constantly belittle me and I'm sick of it!" I shouted. I felt warm tears come down my cheeks I continued crying until I felt a hand rubbing my back I realized it was Boss Baby's hand and it was actually helping me calm down a bit. After awhile I stopped crying and I say, "Thanks B.B," I giggle at seeing B.B with his hair out of place. After 20 minutes of talking I started to get cuddle hungry so I grabbed B.B's arm and my ears went down and I accidentally purred, but it was quite so nobody heard. I slowly drifted off to sleep

3 hours later
I awoke to someone snoring in my ear I saw B.B his arms around my waist and mine hugging back I decided to go back to sleep. A few minutes later I saw Tim's parents at the door taking pictures like crazy of Me and B.B, "Awww so cute!"Janice squealed. Me and Boss Baby then awoke from our nap He jumped up and then said, "Templeton!" I laughed at B.B chasing his brother all around the room (After his parents left the room of course)

The end remember say any au or plot line I'll do it!