so then doug is al sad and emo and hes looking atound 4 crat when suddenly a ransom letter fals down from the tree the X was at!!!
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
(translation:
Dear Doug Wougy Pooka Wooka Bear :3,
I have held Crat hostage, and if you ever want to see your PRECIOUS baby car alive, then you should come to this address: (and then the X doxxes himself XD)
Love, Your soon to be baby girl X3)
dougy wougy almost pises himself and is set on finding the address!! this will be a long, tedious adventure, but itll be worth it to find the love of his life!!!! an d he wanan pee on the X too
so then dogua goes into this mystery forest and its so scary it made e me piss my pants OMG 😭😭😭!!!!!
but doug is the ALPHA so hes not scared he just wants to trick uou lol
suddenly he hears a rustle in the bushes...
"w-whos there?? >_<??" he manly saided with his gruffy raspberry voice
douglle danced the night awy over 2 the bus and soread its cheeks
"tissss iiii!!! ssssssaaaaammm the snaaa-"
"Stop doing the sssss thing it's annoying."
"oh sorry... tis i!! Sam the snake!!!!" Sam the snake saids
"hai im doug and im on an adventure 2 save my goth bbg!!! >_<!!" drug heroinically sayd
"can you plz untangle me from this banch i was gona ######## ## ##### ## ######### ## # ##### ### ###### ##### # ####" Sam got tagged halfway lol
"sorry i cant read the tags lol" drug sai
"oh sorry lol nvm just get me out of here"
so them drug chompd on the branch sam was tangled in and sam was so happy he did a lil Irish jig but he cant do the Irish jig bc he a snak so he just wiggle so its the work ig yea he did the worm
"rad worrm move!!!" drug complimend and then he thought wih that big brain of his
*Drug thinking* Hmmmm what if i got sM to help me find my bbg!!! thats be so awesome yea im gonna ask him then we gonan get hamburger sandwichとdiet coca cola;!!*
"hey sam wanan help me find my bbg then get a hamburger sandwichとdiet coca cola????"
Sam thought for approximately 0.1 seconds and replied, "Sure, I would love to help find your bbg and get a hamburger sandwichとdiet coca cola!"
"hip hip hooray!!!" drug took sms tail and they skipd their way through the dark forest!!! and snake got brain damage in the process
