TG: yknow how when you step on spiders they give birth? what if that happened but like, to humans??? like you step on a pregnant lady and a baby pops out
CG: DAVE. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.TG: im just sayin' that'd be totally crazy
CG: OK.

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TG: yknow how when you step on spiders they give birth? what if that happened but like, to humans??? like you step on a pregnant lady and a baby pops out
CG: DAVE. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.TG: im just sayin' that'd be totally crazy
CG: OK.