Harry Potter and the Azkaban breakout

Aunt Marge's Big Mistake

3rd Person POV

Harry and Percy went down to breakfast to find Aunt Petunia, Uncle Vernon and Dudley already at the kitchen table. They were watching the brand new tv. Percy helped him self to blue pancakes and blue coke with a straw and Harry helped himself to a piece toast and bacon then looked up at the reporter who was halfway through a report on a familiar looking escaped convict. (No it's not us on our first quest.)

"...The public is warned that Black is armed and extremely dangerous. A special hot line has been set up and any sightings of Black should be reported immediately."

"Hmm black? Where have I heard that name before, other than the colour," mused Percy. "Isn't that Jade's mom's last name and Draco's mom."

"Shit! I know where I've seen that picture!" Harry exclaimed. "So remember the guy dumbles framed for our parents' death."

They nodded.

"That's him. Sirius Black. Our god father!"

"Oh my gosh!" exclaimed their aunt.

Uncle Vernon sighed, "Well hate to break more bad news but marge is coming."

Percy, whose brain had been upstairs in ADHD land, had now been brought back during unpleasantly. He took out his straw from his mouth and blinked, "Aunt Marge? She's not coming here? Like as in England here? London here? Or here here?"

Aunt Marge was uncle Vernon's other sister. Aunt Marge lived in the country, in a house with a large garden, where she bred bulldogs,(fyi Harry was thinking they could totally afford several houses way grander than that , heck they own several houses way more fancier than that).

She didn't often stay at Privet Drive because she couldn't bear to leave her precious dogs, but each of her visits stood out horribly in the twins' minds.

"Marge'll be here a week." Uncle Vernon said. He was not happy. None of them were. "And while we're on the subject," he turned to Harry and Percy, most especially Percy, " we need to get a few things straight before she arrives."

"We're bi and you expect us to get things straight?" questioned the sassier twin.

"Not the time for jokes Percy. Firstly, you'll keep a civil tounge when talking to Marge. I really don't want any more troubles with that woman."

"All right." said Harry.

"If she does the same with us." added Percy.

"Secondly," continued Uncle Vernon, "Marge does not know about you three's magic and you two's demigod-ness so no tricks while she's here. Behave yourselves."

"I will if she does," gritted Percy.

"And thirdly," said Uncle Vernon now refocused on Harry and Percy, "we've told her you attend a summer camp which is 'A camp for troubled kids with mental issues.' Sorry it was the only explanation she would accept so please stick to that."

"What?!" Harry yelled.

"Name's kinda accurate." said Percy.

Aunt Marge coming for a week long visit was news no one wanted. twins were glad their birthday was 3 days ago or else that would add to the hell.

"Well Petunia," said Vernon, getting to his feet, "I'll be off the the train station. Anyone wanna come?"

"No." the three kids said instantly.