Hey Hey Hey!!!! This is something I just randomly came up with cuz I was bored, so here it is!!!!
A Bunch of Ways to Annoy the Crap Out of Draco Malfoy (no offence to Draco Malfoy of course, who i might add is super hot in HP6 ;) )
1. If he touches you, run away as fast as you can screaming, "COOTIES!!!! COOTIES!!! EWWWWW!!!"
2. Transfigure him into a ferret.
3. When he walks into the room, cast "Riddikulus!!!"
4. When he curses someone, say, "Now now Draco, what would Daddy say???"
5. Inquire as to why he has a picture of Professor McGonagall under his pillow.
6. Tell him it's ok to cry.............. as long as it's not in a bathroom.
7. Ask him if he's having an affair with Moaning Mrytle.
8. Whenever he sneers, tell him, "If you keep doing that, your face will stay that way. Oh wait......."
9. Ask him nicely if he's really a first year in a mask.
10. Tell him that him and Kreature would make a WONDERFUL couple.
11. Tell him that Crabbe and Goyle both think of him as 'more than a friend.'
12. When he tries to curse you, jump away and start singing, "Can't touch this."
13. Every night before he goes to bed, sneak into his dormitory and sing "Rock a bye baby."
14. Tell him he's related to Collin Creevey.
15. Make rude noises whenever he sits down. It's his own personal whoopy cushion!!!
16. Make faces behind his back. Whenever he turns around, look away with an innocent look on your face.
17. Tell him that you set him up on a date with the Aragog.
18. Blackmail him with pictures of him sleeping with his pink fluffy teddy bear.
19. Ask him when he's going to be on "Say Yes to the Dress."
20. Post pictures of him falling off his broom in the 2nd movie (Chamber of Secrets) on Facebook. (You know, the part where he falls in a very awkward position on the ground ;) ya I think you know what I'm talking about.)
