Hi! This is my second ways to annoy the cullens! I didn't write these all myself, I found a lot of them. Also I don't own Twilight or any of the characters.
1. tell her jasper is cheating on her with rosaliee
2. cut up all of her clothes. replace them with WAY too big baggy, trashey clothes.
3. hide her credit cards.
4. destroy beloved yellow porshe.
5. take all lids off of liquid make-up.
6. give all of her make-up products to Leah.
7. hide in La Push so she can't see you.
8. paintball her; get the werewolves in on it.
9. bring up the fact that she is short--continuously.
10. give her gift cards to all of her favorite stores--with no money on them.
11. destroy all of her shoes.
12. make business cards with her number on them 'Alice Cullen Fortune Teller' and hand them out to everyone.
13. jump out and scare her-- ask if she saw it coming.
14. argue she didn't see it coming.
15. every time she disagrees with you, threaten her yellow porshe.
16. take one of the werewolves phones and text her 'when we gonna hook up again babe?'
17. show it to jasper.
18. record reaction and post on youtube.
19. sell her stuff on ebay.
20. take her clothes out into the rain.
21. blame Bella.
22. record and post on youtube the reaction.
23. ask her stupid questions about your future. change your mind all of the time so she can't tell.
24. take her heels off of all of her shoes and then glue them on with glue sticks. watch her reaction.
25. blame it on the leprechauns.
26. when she says there are no leprechauns say 'well, the vampire doesn't believe in leprechauns. such a shame.'
27. get a kid to dress up as a leprechaun and show him to Alice.
28. laugh at her reaction.
29. When she is with Jasper. Get a random blonde to jump on him saying 'oh my god, jasper, last night was soooooo much fun. We should it again. Toodles.'
30. laugh at the reaction and post it on youtube.
31. get her a poorly trained irish setternamed 'leprechaun'
32. make sure no one eats Leprechaun.
33. call her 'Queen Alice, leader of the Midgets' [warning: only if you have a death wish.]
34. Hand out flyers with her cell phone number, calling it a free phycic hotline.
35. desrtoy yellow car and hide pieces all over cullen turf, including in the seat of the shiney silver volvo.
36.ask her where the white rabbit is and how to get to wonderland.
37. take her to a ride--that she is too short for.
38. go on the ride a lot of times to rub it in her face.
39. tell Aro that Alice wants to join the voltori.
40. give her a ticket to munchkin land
41. take all of her credit cards. hold them above her head and say 'jump for it! jump for it!'
42. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
43. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan "I'm melting."
44. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
45. When she gets a vision, ask if her "spidey senses" are tingling.
46. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
47. Ask her what you will be doing in five minutes every ten minutes.
48. Email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines
49.Sign Alice and Edward up for a chess tournament.
50. Dye all her clothes neon green.
WARNING: Make sure you have a death wish before doing any of these!
