Jellomaner/Traffic Light Trio Stuff

8: 2 idiots and 1 smartass stuck in an elevator

Crainer: There's like no signal for our phones in this elevator

Jelly: That's dumb

*elevator rumbles and stops*

Crainer: Oh mah god I think the elevator just stopped!

Jelly: Oh my god! Is this really happening?!

Slogo: I told you your asses were too much weight.

Crainer: Shut up Josh!

Jelly: What do we do?

Slogo: I don't know.

Slogo: Isn't there like a cord we can pull for the driver?

Crainer: That's to stop a bus

Crainer: You stupid bitxh

Slogo: Oh yeah.

Jelly: What about the big red button?

Slogo: Why would we hit that?

Jelly: For like, emergencies

Crainer: Red means stop, Jelly

Jelly: So?

Crainer: If you hit that button, you're telling the emergency people to stop

Jelly: Why would they even have a button like that?

Slogo: Cause they're stupid.

Crainer: We gotta put our heads together and think

Jelly: What?

Crainer: JUST LEAN FORWARD

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Jelly: Come on, Josh!

Slogo: I'm not doing that.

Crainer: *how dare you-*

Jelly: Have you thought of anything yet?

Crainer: Nothings happening

Jelly: OH MY GOD WE'LL BE STUCK IN HERE FOREVER!

Slogo: We'll probably get rescued soon...

*1 hour later*

Jelly: 99 bottles of beer on the wall

Jelly: 99 bottles of beer~

Jelly: Take one down

Jelly: Pass it around

Jelly: 99 bottles of beer on the wall

Slogo: No.

Creeper: No what?

Slogo: It's 98 bottles.

Jelly: No it isn't

Crainer: Yes it is

Crainer: You took one bottle down so now you have one less bottle, Jelly

Jelly: No, because the bottle is passed around

Slogo: Yeah, and then it was finished.

Jelly: WOW, you literally don't know your shapes

Crainer: What does this have to do we shapes?

Jelly: You pass the bottle around

Crainer: And?

Jelly: What shape is round?

Slogo: A circle.

Jelly: Exactly

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Crainer: What the fuck are you talking about?!

Jelly: You take the bottle down

Jelly: You pass it around in a circle

Jelly: And when the bottle gets back to you

Jelly: You put it back on the wall

Crainer: Why would you put an empty bottle back on the wall, Jelly?

Jelly: It's called recycling, Crainer

Slogo: Wow.

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Jelly: 99 bottles of-

Slogo: Shut up.

Crainer: Shut up!

*30 minutes later*

Slogo: What are you doing?

Crainer: I'm gonna try something

Jelly: What?

Crainer: If I jump high enough the elevator will be triggered to move when I land

Slogo: That is the stupidest thing you've ever said.

Crainer: Trust me it's gonna work

Jelly: Where did you even hear about this?

Crainer: I saw it on a movie once

Jelly: Crainer don't-

Crainer: I can have us out of here in no time

Slogo: Do it.

Crainer: *jumps and gets stuck in the elevator roof*

Crainer: OH MY GOD-

Jelly: CRAINER!

Crainer: I'M STUCK

Slogo: This idea was amazing.

Crainer: Get me down!

Jelly: How?!

Crainer: PULL!

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Jelly: Nah I'm good here

Slogo: That's too much work.

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Jelly: What's that smell?

Slogo: Did somebody fart?

Crainer: I'M SORRY OKAY! IT'S HARD TO HOLD IT IN UP THERE

Slogo: It's smells like burnt silicone.

Jelly: We've gotta get out of here!

Jelly: I think we should hit the button!

Crainer: NO! I TOLD YOU THAT WON'T WORK!

Jelly: We're running out of oxygen!

*sound*

*bang*

Slogo: What's that?

Jelly: OH MY GOD WE'RE SAVED!

Slogo: I'm so happy.

Sanna: We got a call about a suspicious smell coming from this elevator

(Yay Jelly's girlfriend to save the day :>)

Crainer: Josh did it!

Slogo: *you son of a gun-*

Sanna: Wait, were you guys stuck in here?

Jelly: We've been stuck FOREVER!

Sanna: Why didn't you hit the emergency call button?

Slogo: What call button?

Sanna: It's the big red button on the panel

Jelly: *THIS IDIOT-*

Slogo: *Knew it*

Crainer: Oops...

Sanna: Let's get you guys outta here, follow me

*all three of them leaving the escalator*

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Crainer: ...wait GUYS! HELP ME OUT!

Crainer: GUYS?! HELP-