Best.Night.Ever (Jeffree Star FanFiction)

Jamie's POV

~Jamie, age: 19, female.

Appearance: Purple hair with icy blue bangs, light blue eyes, 5'6, and skinny.

I've always loved Jeffree Star, now that I'm going to Warped to see him... MY FUCKING LIFE IS COMPLETE<3

I woke up and applied a foundation by Kat Von D., the lightest shade, because I'm a pale motherfuck, also eyeliner, a cat's eye look, light pink blush, and a flawless lipstick. After that, I teased my hair and straightened it. I threw on ripped pink skinny jeans, a "Fetch" tee from Beauty Forever, and my pink lita's. I grabbed my ticket for Warped, got in my car, plugged my IPod in, and blasted "Bitch, Please!" By Jeffree Star.

"Ain't no bitch who can do it like me J-E-F-F-R-E-E!"

I pulled out of my driveway and began on my adventure to Warped!

I drove for a couple of hours and then I parked my car, checked my makeup, hair, and appearance. I made sure I looked flawless!

I got out of my car to see Jeffree Star getting out of his tour bus.

Me: -shrieks- HOLY SHIT! JEFFREE FUCKING STAR:3

Jeffree: Hello.....

Me: -faints-

Jeffree: OH MY GOD! SOMEONE HELP HER! D:

Jeffree's POV

~Jeffree Star

Age: 27, Singer/Model/Cunt

Appearance: Jeffrey Campbell Lita's, skin tight black jeans, and a tight pink sleeveless shirt.

I just arrived for the first day at Warped 2013, and an overly obsessed fan girl just fainted. Holy fuck, what the hell do I do.!? I perform soon and I can't let her down! Yet, I can't let my cunts down either....

-Dials Jayy Von Monroe-

Jayy: Hey Jeffree!

Jeffree: Get to my bus, now! It's important.

Jayy: asdfghjkl.... Okay!

Jayy's POV

WHAT THE FUCK DOES JEFFREE WANT?! IT'S ALMOST TIME TO PERFORM!

-arrives to Jeffree's bus-

Jeffree: Okay, this fan... She...

Jayy: Fainted?

Jeffree: WHAT THE HELL DO I DO!?

Jamie: -wakes up- wha-...

Jayy & Jeffree: Hi, what's your name, sweetie?

Jamie: Ja-... Jeff-... How did I- my names Jamie.

Comment, to be continued :3