Ranpoe x Bottle of Shampoo and canon Ranpoe

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"Why?" Poe whined, covering his flushed face

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"Why?" Poe whined, covering his flushed face. "I would never act like that Ranpo, I swear!"

Ranpo just giggled. "Sure you wouldn't Ed." He said patting the man's back.

"No really! I promise! I'm not like that in bed!" Ranpo's eyes opened slightly.

"And how are you in bed?" He asked curiously. "And don't make me deduct it." Poe blushed hard and turned around to hide his face.

"I- I'm- Oh gosh... I'm.. softer than that. I would... never... slap you, or... say anything like that."

"And what would you say?" Ranpo's voice was suprisingly seductive.

"I-" Somehow Poe managed to flush even more. "I would say... that you're doing a good job..? Sorry, this is embarrassing. But yes, I would mostly... praise you."

"You keep saying 'you', not a random partner. Tell me, Ed, do you like me?"

Poe froze for a second with a gasp, before running out of the room.

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