"You've been here too, Atsushi-kun?" Dazai asked curiously. He didn't even turn around to stop the wild kick coming at him from Chuuya. "Behave Chu-chu, we're not here alone."
And he was right, as in the room also stood Yosano, Tachihara, Akutagawa, Poe, Sigma, Fyodor and Nikolai.
"Where are we?" Asked Yosano in a bored tone as Akutagawa stared Atsushi down with something between hatered and awe at his proximity to Dazai. Edgar Allan Poe stood nervously in the corner, Tachihara patting Akutagawa's back somberly, as Nikolai teased Sigma about something that made no sense to anyone. Fyodor just sat on his side of the room sipping wine.
"Okay! First, I will need Tachihara, my dear Poe, Chuuya and Dazai. Please come over, don't be scared now!" Creator shouted. "By the way I let the children out of this, they're too innocent."
"...Children..?" Atsushi's voice wavered as the people called out approached the phone.
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"..Holy shit." "KARL?!" "I fucked a dog?!" "Dude me too?"
"Did you all even read the longest part?! I pumped my dick and it exploded!" Dazai shouted in horror, making the others in the room gasp. Atsushi looked ready to pass out, as did Akutagawa. Poe too, had tears brimming his foggy eyes as he stared off into distance, murmuring something about his "baby".
Chuuya was utterly disgusted while Tachihara seemed kind of amused by the dog-fucking part. He was at least giggling, whether that was genuine or a trauma response was unknown.
As the group left to their respective trauma corners, Creator called in the next person.
"Akutagawa, my darling!~"
"Call me that again and I will not hesitate to rip out your tongue and shove it down your throat." Akutagawa threatened before looking over at the screen.
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"I- Is that even... Possible? How did- How-" Letting Akutagawa rest in his confusion as that was at least better than whatever else he might've felt while looking at the atrocity, Creator smiled, sending him off to the couch to possibly experience tears for the first time in a long long while.
"Next!" Creator called. "Fyodor, Nikolai, your turn!"
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"I would totally do that/I would never do that." The two men said at the same time. Both Creator and Fyodor looked over at Nikolai with incredulous expressions as the clown giggled his ass off.
"I mean it's Lego! I love those and making a torture sex toy out of them seems interesting! It's like a brand new experience for both parties!" His giggles doubled in intensity.
"I on the other hand have no desire to put food in anyone's privates, and definitely not have intercourse with them right after."
"You also ate that after.." Creator cackled at Fyodor's unamused expression.
"Okay okay, don't kill me (not that you can). Next isssssss...... Atsushi, Yosano and Sigma!!!" Creator made faux drum rolls by slapping their hands against their thigh before the reveal of the names. Atsushi looked on the verge of tears, having been comforting poor Poe for a while now.
"Come onnn! We don't have all day!"
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"I hate my life." Atsushi said with a deadpan stare as he transformed his right hand into a tiger paw and destroyed the phone with one strike. Unfortunately, the others already got to reading through their part, Sigma making his best impression of a piece of white paper while Yosano just... Kinda stared.
"The fact that i actually own one of those... It's way smaller though." She said quietly, not meant for anyone's ears.
With the room thoroughly traumatized, Creator sent them all back.
