Carbon dating or something else?

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*a magazine came in the mailbox on a pristine Sunday morning, George and Memaw were arguing* "you need to make a new pot of coffee if you finish it" "if I want to make my own coffee I would have stayed at home" said memaw, memaw also said "your like a lump of clay that just drinks beer" Sheldon came in from getting the mail, "Someone needs to take me to this lecture on carbon dating on Saturday " "I'll take him" said a partly enthusiastic George 

"I thought you were going to help me with my garage sale on Saturday?" Said Memaw "well plans have changed, what is carbon doing anyway?" "Carbon dating is using the half life of carbon-14 to figure out of age of something" "we could use that to figure out how old Memaw is" "you can't do it on living things dad" "well then we'll just have to chop her down and count the rings on her" "it seems my lump of clay remark struck a nerve" snickered Memaw 

*just before the convention starts*

"Are you sure you don't need me to stay here with you?"

"No dad I don't need you here with me" Sheldon smirked "you seem to be relying on me more then me relying on you"

George wasn't the happiest with Sheldon's passive aggressive tone but made do "have a good time Sheldon" Sheldon said happily "you to!" Sheldon walked to the only seat available, which would so happen have Paige sitting next to this seat "hi Sheldon are you excited to see me?" "Not exactly excited but more surprised then anything" "that's ok I'm excited enough for the both of us" *the person started talking about the carbon stuff* paige said "this is pretty basic stuff" "agreed" "let's get out of here" said a devious paige 

"I cant I told my dad I would stay here until he comes back" "ok, baby" says paige in that arrogating voice "just so you know that won't always work"

*they start walking around the museum*

Paige says "what if humans go extinct?" 

Sheldon says "we will merge with cyborgs before that happens"

"Did you get that from a tv show?" Paige raises her eyebrows "no" says Sheldon

Paige keeps her eyebrows up at Sheldon and eventually Sheldon caves in and confesses "I got it from a comic book"

They both started laughing "your funny" says Paige sweetly "thank you"

*they make it to the caveman area* "what are you doing Paige it's blocked off" "I know, baby" Paige makes that arrogating voice again "this won't work every time!" Says a frustrated Sheldon

*they find a place to sit* "do you think caveman parents stayed together forever?" Asked Paige, Sheldon's face started to get red again but Paige didn't notice "they had too there were no lawyers" "your funny Sheldon" Sheldon's face started to get very red and he starts to worry she will notice "we've established that" "I think my parents are getting a divorce" Sheldon didn't know why but he felt the urgent need to comfort Paige

"Well you will always have me"

"Thank you Sheldon" 

They were just about to hug when a security officer came "what are you kids doing in there!"

*they get escorted out and taken to there parents* "what were you thinking paige!" Partly yelled Linda "relax Linda there just doing what kids do" " I guess your right just don't do it again"

"Bye Sheldon!" Said a still pretty happy Paige 

"Bye Paige!" Said Sheldon in a voice he didn't usually do, still thinking about the moment they almost hugged





I know it feels like I'm repeating plots from episodes of the show, but eventually I'll start making my own plots for the story. I go back to school tomorrow so updates will start to get iffy. Take care everyone!




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