Honey, The Kids Are On Crack | STRAYKIDS AU

XXXIV - All Hail King Bob

baby photo <3

christark
SAUR~ @everyone i thought it would be cool to discuss our english names, so international STAY can kno what to call us

hansolo
this just sounds like a lot of DOING and not enough EATING

dwaekki
dam that reminds me... felix u got anymore of your brownies??

sunshine
yeP just made a fresh batch

STAY_delusional
lixie really said 'cookin liOKe a cheF iMa foIVe staR micHELiN'

christark
anyways~ back to the names...

meanhoe
this is pointless...

dramallama
and you're hoeless...

meanhoe
I SWEAR TO GOD HYUNJIN!!

christark
OKAY OKAY ILL START

christark
@STAY_delusional you can call me chris or christopher

meanhoe
n you can call me rhino...

STAY_delusional
what the- NEXT

dwaekki
lewis

savmin
but you can call him bARThOLomEW

STAY_delusional
LMAO NOT BARTHOLOMEW?!! who the hell came up with that...

hansolo
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meanhoe
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savmin
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christark
....

dramallama
it was chrisTOphER

STAY_delusional
lmao makes sense 💀

christark
SHUT UP! anyways- hyunjin it's ur turn
replied to dramallama

dramallama
oh ye~ it's a bad bitches time...

dramallama
anyways *clears throat*

dramallama
hello~

dramallama
my name is~

savmin
SAM- SO FUCKING SLOW... let's speed this up, im tryna watch the newest kdrama [and no i do NOT mean minsung]

dramallama
well EXCUSE ME mINNie gAWRsH

hansolo
i am: offended
replied to savmin

STAY_delusional
LMAO 💀😭✋🏼

hansolo
anyways... im peter

sunshine
n im yongbok :))

christark
no sweetie... your ✨english name✨

sunshine
oh! felix 👹🥰

savmin
u can call me sky

christark
okay great- wait where's jeongin??

hansolo
*shrugs* ion know

babybread
sorry i just had to let a bitch know im the only MAKNAE ON TOP

christark
I- okay

STAY_delusional
PERIODTTTT~ YASSS SLAYYY~
replied to babybread

babybread
anyways...

babybread

KING BOB HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

STAY_delusional
ALL HAIL KING BOB~

dramallama
ALL HAIL KING BOB~

hansolo
ALL HAIL KING BOB~

sunshine
ALL HAIL KING BOB~

savmin
ALL HAIL KING BOB~

dwaekki
ALL HAIL KING BOB~

meanhoe
ALL HAIL KING BOB~

christark
*sighs* aigo~

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a/n: lmao... i just wanted a reason to write 'ALL HAIL KING BOB' so enjoy! also i know that many stay know what their english names are... so this shouldn't be new to you [unless you're a baby stay]

also, just streamed 'social path' by skz ft. LISA and OMG it is SAUuuR GuUoD liOKe why?? how?? when?? WHERE?!! SKZ HAVE DONE IT AGAIN!! they never disappoint...

but anyways i hope you liked this chapter and as always stan stray kids and love all my fellow stay <3