Russia pov: just like I always do I have to barge into my twins room cause I slay"UKRAIBE GET YO STINKY ASS UP BEFORE MOM PULLS YOU OUT AND INTO THE POOL!"
Ukraine:ugh fine!
I walk down afterward to be greeted by my father
Soviet:"morning son"
"Morning pa"
"And where's mom"
Turkmenistan: "getting ready maybe your lazy ass should do the same"
I looked at the time and it said 7:30. "FUCK" I yelled
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"Kids its time to go"said my wonderful mother
We all walked down to the door only for khaz to say:"moooom three of us are fuckin adults!"
Mom said "well then maybe you should get a job"and that worked wonders on golf man
Yet Another time skip brought to you by my emo friend Emma
Once we arrived it was kinda boring we are always like the 10-30 countries to arrive probably because to not cause suspision so we had to wait as more and more countries piled into the room...
"ALRIGHT TIME TO BEGIN"said UN (even he doesn't know about the whole curfuffle)
"Its time to discuss something important" he said kinda suspicious
"Its about these wildfires that keep ravaging Canadian land"he said
"Now does anyone know what they would do in a wildfire"
"We could fight it of"-germany
I said "we could run away"-rossiya
"Thats my boy"my mother said being completely oblivious to what she just did
"CANADA EXPKAIN YOURSELF"UN said
So my mother actually handling this like the fucking boss she is said "I meant that's your brother i was talking to Belarus"
Un could only say "Canada this will be investigated on"
"Ok"she said
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I hate this
FanfictionBelieve it or not Canada has children but what will happen when her family finds out who those children are
