(it should be obvious what happens before so Imma just start with when UN talks)
✨Kanata✨pov:"CANADA ROMULUS TALK TO ME NOW" UN said.
"About wha-
"ABOUT THIS FUCKING DRONE footage if you don't talk ill show everyone here"
I finally fucking snapped "WHY DO I HAVE TO FUCKING TELL YOU ANYTHING BASTAR-
UN said:"fine guess I'll show everyone"
"Hell na-
'To bad so sad" UN said as he showed everyone the whole fucking clip as I saw Russia call his father.
Short time skip of about 4 minutes brought to you by the daddy longleggs on my firepit at my campground.
In was still ranting on about it Note: no one else has spoke out about it yet.
"WHY WOULD YOU KEEP THIS FROM ME" UN said.
"BECAUSE YOU AND MY ARROGANT BROTHER WOULD TRY TO TAKE MY FAMILY AWAY FROM M-*soviet bursts open a locked door: "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST DO UN"
"How about lets a dress the elephant in the room from that start 1:CANADA SINCE WHEN DID YOU HAVE FUCKING KIDS AND SECOND:WHY THE ACTUALL FUCK IS HE STILL ALIVE:my lovely father says.
I say: "first since I gave birth to Ukraine and Russia, second he is dead just with a physical form I don't even know why he just came back that way"
"Oh and by the way Canada here is your wildfire presentation" soviet said
"Thanks" I said pecking him on the cheek.
"GET A ROOM" Aussie said.
"Childless?🥺" I said back at him
"Oh and btw UN I heard the news on Iraq and Serbia"soviet said
"Objection lack of evidence"UN said
UN-"Objection lack of BITCHES"
Soviet-"objection lack of father"
UN-"objection lack of hairline"
Soviet-"objection lack of family"
UN could only say "meeting dismissed I don't like the slander I'm getting"
So we all went back home
Trivia answer: they were making penutbutter balls
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I hate this
FanfictionBelieve it or not Canada has children but what will happen when her family finds out who those children are
