Okay. So I am 99.9% and a half percent sure that you want to know what the "tragic" event was. It wassss:
They went to Starbucks!
Fine. You're probably wondering why it's bad, well you know, turtles and unicorns probably shouldn't get hyped up on caffeine. They could do something very very very very very very very very stupid.
Turtles have very delicate stomachs. So they probably shouldn't have a lot of caffeine.
Unicorns also have very very very delicate stomaches. They could even DIE if they take in too much caffeine.
Now do you get why they should not get hyped on caffeine?! See?! At least now you know. Because you could have killed your turtle or unicorn.
Anyway, I highly advise you you don't take your turtle or unicorn to Starbucks. If they get hyped up on caffeine it's like they totally won't go to pLuto to go see the Turtlecorns?
I think I forgot to mention that turtles and unicorns are very very very curious..?
So I did mention that they do get very curious? Well, on their way to tluto something tragic, once again, happened.
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