-A/N: this is where the story REALLY begins. Scary thought... I know.-
Okay. Turtles. Sooooooo lets hope we know what a turtle is. If you don't, then please, stop reading, and find out on Yahoo or whatever and figure it out.
Turtles live in a swamp with the ogres like Shrek. Dey be best frands bruhtha. The turtles also love onions, like Shrek.
The turtles loveeee the sun. They love to sit on rocks and fallen logs to sunbathe. Now you wanna be a turtle huh...
Just kidding, but you can't fool me, I know you want a turtle. I mean, who DOES NOT, want a TURTLE?!?!?! Like really?
The turtles live on Tluto. This is where the turtles can roam free in their special swamp filled with shreks and onion farms.
-A/N: I really hate author's notes. Comment steak if you like it so far...-
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Comédie-={ COMPLETED }=- | A unicorn and a turtle become best friends. Doesn't sound tragic, does it? Find out in this really stupid story. This story is not meant to be funny and really really really really dumb. In this book I plan to put a smile on you...
