Raymond Holt: Greetings, Detectives. as you can see, I have had a new chat system installed. I'm not very big on technology myself, but I feel it will be a more efficient way to get work done around here and connect.
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Sincerely, Raymond HoltJake Peralta: Sir tou dont ned to sign ur name we can see ur name
Raymond Holt: Suggestion noted, detective Peralta.
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Sincerely, Raymond Holt.Jake Peralta: 🤦🏻
Amy Santiago: Jake, you need to use proper grammar, this is a professional work chat.
Rosa Diaz: C'mon Amy, you're such a wet blanket.
Amy Santiago: What?! No, I'm... Uhm, I'm a... A dry blanket!!!!!
Raymond Holt: In all seriousness, Santiago, I do agree. Peralta should not be irresponsible, especially with his grammar.
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Sincerely, Raymond Holt.Jake Peralta has added Gina Linetti into the group chat.
Gina Linetti: What up peeps?
Amy Santiago, Terry jeffords: Gina, you're not a detective.
Gina Linetti: Idk Jake added me.
Raymond Holt: Peralta, Remove Gina. She is not a detective.
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Sincerely, Raymond Holt.Jake Peralta: Come on dadio ur like no fun come on let ur metaforical haire downz
Amy Santiago: Your grammar is atrocious.
Jake Peralta: Well ur face is atrocious
Amy Santiago: .
Jake Peralta: jk i love u ames, ur perfect ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Amy Santiago: Awh, I love you too, Babe. ❤️
Gina Linetti: Ewwwwwww get a room.
Charles Boyle: AHHAGSHSJSNSBDJSHEYSHSHJSJSJSKAJSNSNJSKANSJDJSJSJHSHSJSHSHHSJSHSJSJSNSJSJSJSJSSJJ
Charles has died in peraltiago fangirl
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Brooklyn nine nine funny group chat.
FanfictionComment chapter suggestions please Basically all characters from Brooklyn's ninety ninth precinct talking in a group chat. I write when I feel like it.