Dad bods can be uncannily hot sometimes. But they're only ever hot when it's the two dimensional butcher with some chin hairs & a loving-yet-psychotic personality.
Like, yes please Daddy, do save me from that ugly hissing vampire bitch in the corner with a cleaver. & don't forget to tell me right after that you'll always save & protect me despite literally having me chained in your basement 10 minutes ago. Like, yes Daddy butcher, put me in that meat freezer & gobble me for dinner. Eat me like the bitch I am, I've been waiting for a while now.
This was inspired by a very old call me & a friend had where they were just spilling over the hot serial killers in a dating sim. Like, Dad bod butcher was one, if not the mOST Daddy-esque characters in the whole thing. I may be aroace, but that man is hotter than a black car sitting out in the summer sun for 8 hours straight.
Kill me daddy 😍😍
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Well Shit-
Short StoryHi I simp for people that aren't even real, they're not even people. Useless shit in a book nobody will ever know about. Enjoy my crackhead energy mixed with my simping stupidity.
