Tw: none! Plots: Hermione and Pansy are tired of listening to Draco and Harry complain about each other, so they decide to team up and set them up for a blind date. ______________________________
"Merlin! What do I even wear Hermione?" Harry asks while searching through his clothes for something cute to wear.
Hermione let's out a sigh and sits up on Harry's bed. "You two are meeting at a cafe, just dress casual," she suggests. For the past hour Harry's been freaking out about his blind date. All he knows is that it's also a guy and he's been obsessed with Harry for awhile. It scared him at first but Hermione reassured him this guy wasn't some stalker.
"But what kind of casual? Smart casual? Do I just wear a jumper?" He asks, panicking even more. Hermione let's out another loud sigh to express her frustration with Harry.
She gets off the bed and grabs Harry's plain black sweater. "Just wear this! You're going to a cafe, that's all! You don't need to impress him, he's already in love with you," she hands the sweater to Harry before sitting back down.
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Harry rolls his eyes and slides the sweater on over his head. "Can't you tell me anything else about this guy? Have I met him? Is he going to judge my clothing? I don't want to look like a slob if I'm meeting him for the first time," Harry whines out, worried he won't look good enough.
Hermione can't help but chuckle as she stands up and ruffles Harry's hair, trying to tame his wild locks.
"Fine, I'll tell you a little bit. Yes, you've met him and he certainly won't care about your clothes," she lies, knowing fully well that the mystery date is a man who loves style. "Oh, and one more thing, he's a Slytherin."
Harry gasps and gently swats Hermione's hands out of his hair. "You've gotta be kidding me! 'Mione! A slytherin? They're all jerks, especially Malfoy," he grumbles the end. Hermione just smirks at the mention of Harry's 'nemesis'.
"Trust me, you won't regret this! I already told him your order, he's paying and everything! Give the guy a chance! He's handsome, he's smart and crazy obsessed with you," she laughs while sneaking her hands back into his hair to fix it.
"Fine, but it's one date. He probably only likes me because I'm Harry Potter," he says sadly.
Hermione gives him a sad smile.
"Trust me, he does not care who you are."
~With Draco~
"Are you seriously wearing that?" Pansy asks, already criticizing Draco.
The blonde is quick to roll his eyes and scoff, "oh please, don't you lecture me on how to dress. I want to look presentable, unlike you," he snaps back at her. Pansy just laughs, knowing Draco is only joking... sort of.
