Drarry Oneshots

Texting (1/2)

Tw: sexual jokes!
Plot: a texting AU where Draco won't stop flirting with Harry over text. Draco is kind of unhinged in this.
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Draco: you looked cute today

Harry is typing...

Harry: I stg if u don't leave me alone Malfoy

Draco: what? It's true

Draco: there's no doubt in anyone's mind the famous Harry Potter is attractive

Harry: shove off Malfoy

Draco: fine then potter, you're ugly

Harry: wow I'm so hurt

Draco: just accept my compliment :(

Harry: no, you've been messaging me everyday, I don't want to date you Malfoy

Draco: PFFT date YOU? As IF! I'm just saying that you've had a real glow up since I first saw you in your musty muggle clothes

Harry: u are unbelievable

Draco: you're so cute when ur angry

Harry: stop

Draco: it's true. Your eyebrows furrow together so cutely and it makes my heart melt

Harry: what if I told all of hogwarts about these messages

Draco: everyone already knows I think ur crazy attractive and I stand by every word I've said so far

Harry: once again, ur unbelievable

Draco: you know you love me <3

Harry: I most definitely do NOT

Harry Potter has gone offline

Draco: rude.

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~next day~

Draco: Harry

Draco: I've noticed you've messed up your potion again

Harry: Draco we are in class, stop texting me

Draco: I just want to help! Look over at what I'm holding. You grabbed the wrong ingredient again. I know they look similar but how blind are you?

Harry: shut up

Harry: ... but which one is it

Draco: look up and I'll tell you

Harry: fine

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Harry: you are the WORST

Draco: what?

Harry: why were you holding it like that?! And never wink at me again

Draco: just showing u what ur missing