June 8,2015

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Wow, it's been forever and a day since we last met! Anyway...
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That moment when somebody almost hits you with their car, and you want to give them the finger, but then you notice that the mean-looking dude is like twice you size, and decide that, for your health,to not to.
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When you realize that you were suppost to do something with someone, but not until you made plans wih someone else.
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At work at the animal shelter...
Customer-Do you have any puppies available?
Employee- Not right now, but we post pictures on facebook as soon as we have them.
Customer- So you don't have any puppies, then?
Facepalm.
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Adiós.

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