Underestimated (Solarballs) (CANCELLED)

Chapter 10: Pluto

*Pluto is in the Kuiper belt talking to Eris*

Eris: You mean that new exoplanet thing?

Pluto: Yes! And don't call them a "thing", thats weird.

Eris: Isn't that the planet I hit- I MEAN saw earlier?

Pluto: I don't know, but I kind of think they're pretty... and they're the only planet that doesn't make fun of me... and-

Eris: Woah. Slow down. You do realize she's probably WAY out of your league, right?

Pluto: Shut up! Besides, I think they like short guys.

Eris: You get attached to people too easily.

Pluto: Eh- Hey!

*Eris chuckles*

Eris: Heh, you look goofy when you're mad.

Pluto: HEY! I DO NOT LOOK GOOFY!!!

Eris: Keep your voice down!

Pluto: WHY SHOULD I?!

Eris: Stop!! Do you want me to get Haumea?!

Pluto: .....no

Eris: Good. Your voice is too squeaky to handle

Pluto: You're mean...

Eris: cry abt it

Pluto: Uuuuuuuuuuuugggghhhhhhh... I miss Azren.

Eris: Why don't you go see them?

Pluto: beCAUSE their orbit is by the rocky planets, I'm not even a planet!

Eris: *Cough cough* skill issue... *COUGH COUGH*

Pluto: Stop making fun of me ALL the time!

Eris: Why?? you gonna cry??

Pluto: I'm bigger than you!!

Eris: You're bigger than me by like 25 miles.

Pluto: Not EXACTLY, but still

Eris: Are you insecure of your size??

Pluto: Wh- NO!! Why would you think that?! ...can you tell?

Eris: Yes. it's obvious.

Pluto: What?! Really?! Oh jeez...

*Eris giggles a bit*

Eris: You don't have to be such a baby.

*Pluto is very offended by this statement*

Pluto: BABY?! I AM NOT A BABY!!!

Eris: Yes, you ARE!

Pluto: SHUT UP!!!!!!

*Pluto and Eris get into a fight*

Pluto: IM BIGGER!!

Eris: I THOUGHT SIZE DIDN'T MATTER?!

Haumea: What the?!- WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!

*Eris and Pluto stop fighting and look at Haumea*

Pluto: Uhh... hi... Haumea.

Haumea: What were you two doing?

Eris: We were... uh-

*Pluto interrupts Eris*

Pluto: We were being best friends and respecting eachother and totally NOT bullying eachother

*Haumea looks at them with an annoyed look on her face*

Haumea: I didn't know fighting was friendship, but suit yourself.

Pluto: Hey- Eris started it!

Eris: Hey, I didn't do anything. YOU came to ME with your tragic little story. I didn't ask you to.

Haumea: Enough! If you guys can't get along I'll have to seperate you two.

Pluto & Eris: NONO!! WE'LL GET ALONG!!

*Pluto & Eris look at eachother*

Eris: Uh- I mean- I'll get along with him!

Pluto: Y-yeah! me too! I swear!

Haumea: Good. and if I see you two fighting again, You better get ready!

*Haumea leaves*

Eris: ...

Pluto: ...

Eris: ...Lamo.

Pluto: HEY-!