Louds Watch Sword Art Online Abridged

Episode 1

Next Chapter, Enjoy! Full Credit to ECHO-173 for making this.

The Louds all got ready to watch the new show. Due to both Beerus and Whis being gone, they had to entertain themselves with a new show. They had enough food and drinks for this new show and each of them had high expectations since Whis said he enjoyed it. Lisa's robot, Todd, was set up on the TV so they would watch the show.

"Alright, is everyone ready?" Lori asked.

The episode opens on November 6, 2022. A player puts on his NerveGear and boots up Sword Art Online.

"That's a funky-looking helmet." Said Lynn.

"According to my data, that is known as the NerveGear system," Todd explained. "It is used for playing Fulldive games such as the in-universe game Sword Art Online."

"Fulldive?" Lincoln questioned.

"Fulldive; The process of uploading one's own consciousness into a virtual world, it can make a player have the five senses in-game and more."

"Amazing, you're basically playing a game with just your brain." Lisa said understanding the NerveGear.

"So Leni can't play?" Said Lynn.

"LYNN!" All of the siblings said in frustration, except Leni as she wasn't paying attention to what Lynn said.

"Sorry, sorry, went too far," Lynn said apologetically. "But how do you start it up?"

Player: Link, start!

"Guess that's how." Said Lincoln.

The game loads up and the player finds himself in the game's starting zone.

Player: (Thinking) *Sighs* Sword Art Online. It's been a while since the beta. Wonder if they changed anything.

"Wait, he's a beta tester?" Lincoln said with Leni looking confused. "He played the game early to see if it worked."

"Ooh."

The player looks up and sees a bunch of ads.

"Oh that is just lazy, no one would play a game with ads."

Lincoln shrugged, "Eh, depends on how good the game is."

Player: Aw, come on! Really? That's just disgusting! Activate Ad Blocker.

An alert pops up saying "Purchase Ad Blocker DLC for $29.99?", causing the player to laugh.

"Seriously, you need to pay for an ad blocker in this game? Zero-out-of-five stars." Lana said in disappointment.

"I bet Bethesda made this." Said Lincoln who was equally disappointed.

Player: *Sighs* I am gonna burn this f**ker to the ground.

"Oh thank God it is censored," Lori said with relief.

"Wait, then why did Whis give Lily the ability to block out certain words earlier?" Luan questioned.

Cut to Opening.

"Sick opening!" Luna said as she enjoyed the music.

Cut to Floor 1: Town of Beginnings, WestField. The player and another player are fighting Frenzy Boars. Player 2 is hit in the balls and flies back.