Author's note:
I was bored so I made a random chapter
Quackity POV:
I was walking back to my office in las nevadas. I was just so fucking bored, ever since I kissed Wilbur, he hasn't come back to las nevadas. Well, I do have, slime, foolish, purpled, and fundy, his literal son fundy.
I just continued walking, then I saw him.
"Back again, huh?" I looked up at him, god I had being shorter than him.
"I was just bored darling, so...why not come to Las Nevadas and annoy you~?"
I just rolled my eyes and chuckled a bit. "Well, I was just about to go back to my office, wanna come?"
"Woah, I have never seen you this friendly! Something happened~?" He said in a very flirtatious tone
I flicked his head to get hin to snap out of whatever he was doing "Shut up, is it a yes or a no"
"Hmmm~ its a yes my loverboy~" He said as he bent down to pinch my cheek lightly. I slapped his hand off my face
"Alright asshole, lets go then." I said as I grabbed his hand and dragged him along back to my office.
~Time Skip~
Wilbur and I just sat there awkwardly, doing nothing.
"Well, I expected this to not be so awkward, but uhm, guess I was wrong" Wilbur said clearly trying to break the ice
I decided to just break the ice, because this was too awkward, and I already had some questions anyways. "Uhh, who's fundy's mother?"
Wilbur just stared at me a bit shocked "How the fuck do you know fundy..."
I was just a bit confused, I didn't get why he was so pissed. "Uh, he works here at Las Nevadas-"
"MY SON WORKS FOR YOU?!" Wilbur yelled, I thought he was just being a bit dramatic
"Uh yeah, anyways back to the question, who's his mom?" I asked clearly still confused
"His mother...never mind, you don't need to know who that bitch is." He said, he seemed kind of annoyed
I was about to say something but was cut off, as...fundy entered the room
"Hey, quackity? I need to ask you someth-" Fundy spotted wilbur "What is going on-?"
Were they not on good terms? I turned to wilbur and just kind of, blinked at him then I turned to fundy "Wilbur is-" I was cut off again, jeez does nobody let me speak-?
"I'm the guy fucking him" wilbur said in a very calm tone
"WHAT THE FUCK-?! DAD, FIRST A SALMON THEN A DUCK?! HOW MUCH WEIRDER CAN YOU GET?!" Fundy screamed
I turned to wilbur "WHAT-?! A SALMON IS HIS MOM?!" I was just so confused- then I turned to fundy "I AM NOT HOOKING UP WITH YOUR DAD"
No more word count, sorry-
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