Ej and Jeff looked at eachother for a while...
"Mf can u kiss me already" jeff said
"WHAT-"
"No no, shh pookie" jeff got closer to Ej..
"LEAVE ME ALONE U GAY-"
"SHHHH, we can keep this a secret.. heh." Jeff smirked
Minutes later
"Soo.. are we gonna kis-"
"SHUT UP U FUCKING ZEST FEST."
Jeff looked at him up and down
"U have a nice ass.."
"What."
Ticci toby randomly appears, with a big ass nuclear bomb in his hands
"HEY GAYS! IM HERE TO SELL U SOME ULTRA MEGA COOL POTIONS!" Ticci toby showed an among us 3 am potion
"What the fuck are u doing here"
"I'm trying to sell drugs... Sowwy :(("
Ticci toby evaporated..
"Well, that was random. Anyways can I cut u a little bit so I can taste ur blood"
"What about I eat ur organs. Xx"
"Hell no"
Bloody painter appears
"I need ur blood so I can paint, sorry"
"WHAT"
Bloody painter took half of their blood and evaporated just like my dad
"Did bro just literally disappear after stealing our blood."
"Yeah no shit Sherlock" Ej said in an annoyed tone...
Moments of silence
"So to break the ice, Ej... I like u."
"Oh"
"Kiss me" Jeff got closer to Ej
"U got straight to the point but... It's ok pookie"
Kiss, and they lived happily ever after-
BTW! BUY TICCI TOBYS COOL POTION!
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