Narrator: We regret to inform you Narrator 2 has had a little accident.
*A body falls behind them, covered in blood and a pointed trophy sticks out from their chest*
Narrator: So I will narrate for them. Also can we get a janitor?
*William walks on stage*
William: It wasn't I, nor Harry, or Gwen. Timmy is to be determined, and Daniel... Daniel is Daniel.
*He walks close to a balcony*
Harry: William? *he is standing on the balcony*
*William looks up, but can't see Harry*
William: God?
Harry: No, it's Satan.
William: I swear I didn't murder an innocent child by hitting them with my car then framed it on a passing cement lorry to evade any kind of legal trouble in 2007!
Harry: What?! You know what *he sighs, heavily* we will unpack that later. Look, I think Timmy killed her. My father loved her too much. Timmy holds resentment, because my mother cheated with him a couple of years ago.
William: No he didn't, I cheated with her a couple years ago and Timmy didn't even know her well enough.
*Harry gasps, mortified. He drops from the balcony right onto William, toppling him*
Harry: What the hell, man!? I would kill you right now, but one murder is enough!
William: It was a joke!
Narrator: Yeah, Harry, jeebs. Anyway, while William had been talking to himself, someone else had been listening in these incredibly obvious bushes *kicks prop bushes*
Harry: Okay, whatever. We still don't know who it was.
*William points to the now uncovered person hiding in the bushes*
William: Was it them?
*The person runs*
Narrator: Probably. I didn't read the script, I don't know.
