Freddy fazbear X Mike Wazowski

Love is in the air

Its finally time for the date. "What date?" you may ask yourself. Lets start with some backstory. Lets go back about 2 days ago. Mike Wazowski, a very lonely college student, is laying on his bed, scrolling through tinder, desperate for a date. At this same time Freddy Fazbear is in his deserted pizzaria, scrolling through tinder, no matches yet. 3 minutes later Freddy get's a notification that he got a match. Who is that notification from? No other than Mike Wazowski. Freddy decides to start the conversation. 

"Hey"

"Hi"

"Have we met because you look like my next boyfriend"

"Tehee, you wanna go out for a date soon?"

"Sure thing hot stuff, where shall we go?"

"That new restaurant downtown, is 8:00 on Friday good for you?"

"Yeah, see you then sweet cheeks"

Mike arrives at the new restraurant before Freddy. As Mike waits for Freddy he begins to be visibly nervous that he was ditched. Freddy walks into the restraurant with a messy appearence. Mike waves Freddy over, sighing. "I'm so sorry that I'm late!," Freddy says. "I thought you were'nt coming," Mike sadly says. " There was major traffic and I was in a major rush to get here." Freddy replies. "You look kind of good with your hair all messy," Mike Wazowski says to Freddy. "You really are a one eyed beauty," Freddy Fazbear says while biting his lip.

 "Hello, I will be your server today, can I start by getting you men some drinks?," A waiter asks while taking out his note pad. "Could I please get a Bud light?," Freddy asks, trying to sound manly. "And I'll have the gin and tonic." Mike asks. The waiter writes the orders down and leaves. "Wow, risky," Freddy exclaims. Mike looks at him and smiles. The waiter comes back with both Freddy and Mike's drinks and sets them on the table. "Would you gentlemen like anything to eat?," the waiter asks. Mike and Freddy look at eachother. "No, just the drinks will do," Mike says. "Very well then," the waiter walks off. 

Both drink their beverages, Freddy decides to call over a waiter for refills. As Mike and Freddy drink their second glass, Mike becomes pretty drunk. Freddy downs another bud light. "You kn-know, we should like totally ditch this place," Freddy drunkenly stumbles. "Would'nt that be like wrong, like thats wrong, R-O-N-G," Mike says reaching over the table. "Come on lets be a little rebel, you know?," Freddy says, unswollowed beer dripping from his mouth. "I mean like I guess," Mike replys. They both leave without paying, no staff relizing until they are already far out the door. Not exactly too far though. The men go right behind the restaurant, right to the dumpster. "Do you want do this?," Mike asks. "Of course I do," Freddy replies. The men start to do "it" in the dumpster as rats run across them.  "You taste so good," Mike moans. "Oh my god~" Freddy says. "Freddy Fazbear, more like Freddy Fatballs." As they continue Police sirens are audible. Nobody knows If Mike and Freddy were ever caught, but as soon as they heard those sirens they fled.