After their date, Elsa goes home to watch Hannibal with Anna as they planned earlier. Hm, Elsa couldnt find anna anywhere!
*thump* *thump* *thump*
What???
Whats Anna doing... Thought Elsa as the thumps became faster. It was all coming from Annas bedroom. She must be doing some excercise, that fatass needs some after eating all of Elsa chicken tikka masala last night!
Elsa walks into Annas room wondering what the fuck was going on.
Oh.
Shrek (also Elsas ex) and Anna?
"Anna? Shrek? What are you doi-"
She was cut off because of her disbelief in what she saw. Both... NAKED??!?!?!?!
Elsa went in at the wrong time though, Anna was about to climax.
Elsa was so mad, she fucking grabbed her Marc Jacobs tote bag and threw it at them both and grabbed a knife outta the kitchen to stab shrek, in which she did.
Blood spat all over the floor so Elsa called the police and framed Anna for her murder exactly like Hannibal Lecter did except she didnt have a crush on Anna.
Oh god, what would she tell Lord Fuckwad??? Well, she wouldnt because no wonder she was fucking Shrek, Lord fuckwad was wayyy too small to have a dick like Shrek did anyway. So she went to bed and watched Hannibal all by herself. :(
