i should've known that i'm not a princess, this ain't a fairytale
mattheo riddle x fem oc
social media x real life
lowercase intended
started: 08.27.23
finished: 01.29.24
the two had made their way two a secluded alcove in the halls of hogwarts, where the moon could shine down on them.
"i was," mattheo nodded, "first the doctor told my parents they were only having one kid. at the next appointment they found me, but they thought i was a girl and would be identical to maeve."
"was everything ready for two girls then?"
"mhm. my dad was so excited, but my mum was freaking out because she'd painted the whole nursery pink and only bought pink, frilly clothes. i spent the first few weeks dressed like a girl." he laughed.
"oh my gods, that's so funny!"
"did your parents know there was two?"
"uh huh," she nodded, "my dad has always had this weird plan that he would have twins—a boy and a girl—and they boy would be named harry and the girl after the mum."
"are you named after your mum? all of the rens i've seen have been spelled with ws, like the bird."
"i am! ren is a type of flower. all of the women on my mum's side are named after flowers. mum is obviously lily, and her sister is petunia."
"are you going to name your daughter after a flower then?" he reached out to tuck a stray hair behind her ear.
"i think so," she leaned into his touch. "you're so warm."
"you always this cold, sweet girl?"
she nodded, unable to form words.
"and what are we going to do about that, hmm?"
"that's why i always cuddle with phil."
"what?" he took his hand away. "do you have a boyfriend?"
"oh, no!" she flushed, "my dog! my dog's name is phil!"
"you have a dog? named phil? in hogwarts?"
"yeah," she smiled, "wanna meet him?"
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"how in the world did you manage to get a dog this big into hogwarts?" mattheo stared at the large golden retriever trying to sit in ren's lap.
"dumbledore really likes me?"
he pressed his lips together, "he's going to get hair all over your dress."
"that's why someone invented a charm for it," she stood up and walked to him.
"are you trying to get your dog's hair all over me?" he settled his hands on her waist.
she snickered, "of course not."
"you like that?" he asked.
"what?"
"you are always messing with something." he gestured down to where she was folding little creases into his shirt. "my shirt, your jewelry."
"oh," she flushed and pulled her hands away. "i'm sorry, i didn't realise i was doing that."
"i never said you had to stop," he pulled her closer. "it was just something i noticed."
"i dunno. guess i've never thought about it," she mumbled and smoothed the creases she made.
"it's cute," he smiled, "something i know about you."
"you think so?" she smiled at her shoes.
"it is."
"i like to braid phil's hair," ren blurted, "i feel like your hair would braid well."
"yeah?" he smiled.
"mhm," she nodded.
"how did you end up with the name phil anyways?" he rubbed his thumbs on her hips.
"umm- i-i was like nine when i got him and in a super big sleeping beauty phase. and the prince in it is named phillip so i named him phillip."
"i thought his name was phil?"
"technically, it's phillip, but i call him phil."
"does he respond to phillip?" he looked over at the sleeping dog.
"yeah."
"interesting."
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comments hazza now what the bloody fuck does this mean ↳renaissance i told you i would block you the next time you cursed on here
hazza what is this about ren ↳renaissance well thank you for asking harry! ↳renaissance so basically i was dancing with zoya at the party tonight and mattheo came and started dancing with me!!!!!!!!!!!! and he was like hardcore flirting and i was DYING. HE SOOOO HOT HAZ but then he said he was going to go get drinks and he was gone for like ever. and i was sad cause i though he was messing with me so i was gonna leave but then HE FOUND ME AGAIN. and i got all weird yk and he was like "no tell me what you were thinking" and "you're not stupid for feeling that way it makes sense" and he explained that he just was talking to someone and asked if i still wanted to leave. BUT HE CAME WITH ME and we talked in an alcove. and i mentioned phil or something and then HE WAS IN MY DORM HAZ. MATTHEO RIDDLE WAS IN MY DORM and he met phil and he was just so UGJSHFHLKADJHFSDI ↳renaissance so yeah ↳mrsleontes did not expect that ↳hazza i did
cyl333 i apologize in advance, ren will be a paragraph writer ↳cyl333 but that paragraph is just a summary of the narrative so it doesn't really matter
shaymust What is that thing? ↳renaissance i dunno ↳renaissance i just looked up happy happy happy ↳rorysworstbf fits
iluvyou this picture was exactly what i needed thank you ↳renaissance always
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c speaks!
lmk if there's any typos with ren's name cause it keeps autocorrecting
