white horse, mattheo riddle

17- cougar

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teo

sweet girl
my mom wanted to know if you
maybe wanted to come over
during the holidays?
i mean you don't have to for the
whole time, i know your birthday
is over break and you probably
want to spend the holidays with
your family. but like you could
come over before or after. or you
don't have to come at all. i know
we haven't been together for very
long and maybe you're not
comfortable with that yet. i'd get
that too. but like she wants to
know so she can plan. so if you're
cool with that then that's cool.
but if you're not that's cool too.
i don't want you to feel obligated
to agree or anything. i'd totally get
it if you didn't want to.

teo
ren
take a breath

sweet girl
i am
totally have been
still am

teo
doesn't seem like it
that's a whole lot of words for a
very simple question

sweet girl
oh
my bad

teo
and i would love to spend the
holidays with you
you are my girlfriend after all

sweet girl
that's cool

teo
and i would be terribly upset if i
couldn't celebrate my birthday
with my cougar girlfriend

sweet girl
COUGAR???

teo
you're older than me
apparently i like an older women

sweet girl
by like like a few months
aren't they supposed to have big
age gaps?

teo
who cares
you're a cougar
embrace it baby

sweet girl
i am not

teo
yes you are

sweet girl
A woman in her 40s or 50s who
sexually "preys" on males under 25.

teo
did you seriously look it up

sweet girl
i am not 40

teo
i am under 25

sweet girl
SO AM I
and i haven't sexually preyed on
anyone!!!!
i am still a virgin thank you
very much

teo
you seemed pretty sexual last night

sweet girl
um

teo
pretty needy and sexual to me

sweet girl
YOU CANT SAY THAT

teo
and why not

sweet girl
BECAUSE I DON'T KNWO WHAT
TO SAY BACL
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO RESPOND
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO
LIKE LIKE
WHAT DO POEPLE SAY WHEN
THEY FLIRT OR WHATEVRE

teo
ah
there are the anxious typos

sweet girl
STOP TLAKIGN AB MY TYOPS

teo
you get flustered so easy i love it

sweet girl
you're mean

teo
you're a cougar

sweet girl
i'm not coming over tonight.
i'll hang out with zoya

teo
sure you aren't
i shall close up shop early then

sweet girl
cool

teo
i'll let you take one of my hoodies

sweet girl
...
the black one?

teo
the black one

sweet girl
i guess i could come over

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renpotter
strawberries???

riddle
they are strawberries

renpotter
you don't normally put emojis on your posts

riddle
it appears you've been a bad
influence on me baby

renpotter
WHAT
i have not been a bad influence
if anything YOU have been a bad
influence

riddle
i think no
how have i been a bad influence?

renpotter
you know exactly how

riddle
please enlighten me

renpotter
I HADNT EVEN KISESD SOMEONE
BEFORE YOUI
NA DNOW
NIW I

riddle
you what?

renpotter
i don't want to say that

riddle
type it

renpotter
i don't want to do that either

riddle
then i'm afraid i don't know
what you mean

renpotter
UHG

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