Elderly Man: *gray hair, thick mustache and beard* If you keep writing, you'll get a tooth pulled!
Me: That's not true!
Elderly Man: It is true! I know a lot more than you think, sonny! I'm gonna make you a dentist appointment, if you don't cut out the writing!
Maya: Excuse me, but how in the world does getting a tooth pulled correlate with writing? I'm a writer too!
Elderly Man: I'll make a dentist appointment for both of you! So, you can have fewer teeth like me! *smiles, showing very little teeth*
Maya: *whacks the elderly man with a cartoon mallet* That dude is stupid!
Elderly Man: *out cold with cartoon stars floating above him, and his tongue sticking out*
Me: Some people make no sense!
Maya: Not at all! We're writers, and we'll never get out teeth removed cause of it!
This story was written on Sunday, August 27th, 2023.
A/N That old goat made no sense whatsoever! Getting a tooth pulled over a passion of writing? That's so dumb! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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