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Well henlo new babagrils.
Mi is Venti da bard. And this is ma depressing hot babagril life. Lets beginnnnnnnnn
*third person pov*
As Venti entered in highschool like cute, kawaii, uwu, smegzy anime girl walk, he saw two lovebirds Razor and Bennett.
Bennett: Ur so howtie Razor uwu. Be my babagril forever??
Razor: Yas sugar papi xoxo
*While Venti was listening their slay conversation, the bell rings*
Nerdbedo: Oh ma fricking barzitopas!! (Barbatos) If I will be 0000,00001 second late, ma techer would kill mi *cries in depression*
*at math class ofc Diluc will be the teacher*
Diluc: Well henlo u little rats. We are going to start our babagril lesson. Also, I dont wanna teach anything u are dumber than a hilichurl plus ur dad prob never came back.
Barbruh: But my dad-
Diluc: Oki we will be begin our how to become a babagril lesson, also dont mind abt my dumbass neighboir Diona she just came for no reason.
Diona: Stfu u batman wannabe go cry ur dead dad and prob he can't hear u lmaoo
Diluc: At least my dad doesn't simps wine like urs plus ur dad is fat that he can't make out with a woman because he's too fat and he always crushes his babagril and how abt ur mom isn't she alr dead u go cry to her
*baddie fight*
Venti: SO SLAYYY
*class ends*
Nerdbedo: so you will be slay babagril like this, hmm... what the teacher taught was very inspiring.
Venti: Bruh all he did was fighting with Diona and roasting her
Nerdbedo: But still, I can't understand how hard is life without love and-
Venti: ugh just stfu alr
*lunchtime*
Venti: OH HOLY HEAVENS I FORGOT MA HOTTIE WINES AT HOME
Diona: do u even have a house??
Diluc: Bro is so poor that he even can't buy a brain for urself
*Venti cries and leaves*
Venti: w-why my life is so emo *cries like kawaii anime girl* all I wanted is to b-be a babagril and... drink some w-w-wine...
Kaeya: Hey Venti wanna steal Rosaria and Lisa's milk???
Venti: Do you really not understand how perverse this is? Les do it bcs we're alcoholic mfs
YOU ARE READING
Genshin Highschool with slay babagrils (mondstadt)
De Todoso this is the Mondstadt high school fanfic, and Venti is the main character and ofc it's just for a joke
