(Guys sorry for this part it may be a lil sus)
So, i was crying so hot like anime waifus when Kaeya the sus teacher approached and said those meaningful things: hey Venti wanna steal some babagril milk? ofc I accepted bcs im a fucking drunkard. I should go touch some grass. Nvm so, we sneaked into girlie bathroom and they were speaking so emotional things:
(before you read this part I wanna tell something. Guys, I don't ship Kaeya x Rosaria. pls no hate im broke + plus im sorry for making Lisa pick me)
Lisa: hEy gUrliEeEeEEee wAnNa sNeAk iNtO bOiS bAtHroOm tO tOucH tHeiR abS🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵😏😏😏😏💅💅💅💅✨✨✨✨🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥???
Venti: *cries like kawaii uwu anime waifu* I dwont h-h-have sewxy abs uwu 😭 a-a-a-a-all I w-w-w-wantewd was... gwood abs liek Klee nOooOoooO
Kaeya: *smirks like hot sugar daddy baby boo boo bear* I do sexy bbg abs 😏😏😏😏😏🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
Venti: i want it tow~
Rosaria: *giggles like kawaii anime wiefu* I wanna touch some smegzy abs😏😏 yea I wanna fuck some daddy six pack ahh🥵🥵🥵
*Venti cries more*
*1123458437387827343286348327384638934 years later*
Lisa: gUrl iM sOoOo tiReD💅 lEtS pUt oUr miLk hEre sO nOboDy cAn sTeaL😊😊
*they leave*
Venti: EHE😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
*stealing and drinking some milk*
Kaeya: Aw man we drank all hot waifu anime babagril milk:(
Venti: i have a geniueis idea😈 *whispers the idea like a softie*
*876545678765567 years later Lisa and Rosaria come to take their waifu milk*
Lisa: gOsH iM sO gLaD tHaT nOboDy sTeAl iT😊
Rosaria: Wait... why does it smell so weird🤨
Lisa: Oh prob some mf girls TOUCHED IT😡😡😡... just joking😊
Rosaria: ok... ig
*As they leave, someone's loud voice comes from behind*
Diluc: WHO SNEAKED INTO MA BATHROOM!?!?!?
(Before I finish the chapter, I have something I want to say. Please. Don't hate. I just cracked my computer screen and I can use half of it. Sorry this chapter is short because my computer is crashing and i had to restart three times to write this.)
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Genshin Highschool with slay babagrils (mondstadt)
De Todoso this is the Mondstadt high school fanfic, and Venti is the main character and ofc it's just for a joke