everyone: *in the arena fencing*
will: *bandaging leo's head* I swear if one more person gets brained I will brain you all
percy: *winces* I'm sure it was an accident
frank: yeah I totally didn't mean to brain leo!
how leo got brained
Frank: *insulted bat man*
long story short:
leo: *started insulting guinea pigs*
and that's pretty much all you need to know
leo: yeah sure, no one believes you, franky.
annabeth: it doesn't matter. will, we promise to be more careful
hazel: uh I don't think anyone said that
piper: I don't think I was an accident, and no one said they promised to be more careful
leo: *crosses fingers behind back* I promise!
will: why thank you-
percy: uh, will-?
hazel: leo, your back is facing everyone
leo: Oh! uh, oops!
will: *glares*
nico: *dashes into arena* GUYS, GUESS WHAT I FOUND!
will: oh gods is that-
annabeth: oh no-
percy: huh?
hazel: wut
piper: cuuuutee!
leo: OMG!!!
nico: will, I have found our child!
will: nico, NO. we are NOT raising a cat.
nico: will, plleeeeeaaaaseee??
cat:🥺🥺🥺
will: OH MY GODS IT'S SO CUTE!!!
nico: see! can we keep it?
will: of course we can *starts petting cat*
cat: *purrs*
annabeth: well that...happened.
hazel: it's pretty cute
frank: what are you naming it?
leo: I have it- Leo junior
percy: no-Percy Junior
Leo: leo junior
percy: percy junior
leo: leo junior
percy: percy junior
leo: leo junior
percy: percy-
piper: knock it off you two
will: I know! we name it...Jeff
nico: uh noo. ooh, how about steve?
will: *tears of joy* that's perfect!
nico: everyone say hello to our child, STEVE!
frank: a bit of a letdown
leo: whatever, just don't kiss in front of you kid, it'll gross steve out
nico and will: *cover steve's eyes*
percy: percy junior was better
annabeth: *elbows percy*
percy: ow!
hazel: *forced thumbs up*
leo: whatever he'll always be leo junior to me
piper: OMG CAN I GIVE STEVE A MAKEOVER??
nico: uhh-
piper: YES THANK YOU SO MUCH!! *picks up steve and runs off*
everyone: ...
leo: so...what just happened there?
annabeth: we should follow her
frank: yeah before she turns your kid into a pink furball
everyone: *runs after piper*
percy: it's too late-
nico: OUR CHILD!!
will: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
hazel: he's still cute
annabeth: oh. my. gods.
frank: *looks away*
leo: that's-wow.
piper: *squeals* isn't he ADORABLE??
everyone: *winces*
nico: why did I think we wanted this as a child
will: I have no idea
steve: 🦄✨💖🐱✨
piper: oh how can you not like him? He's SO CUTE!!!
nico and will: you...you can keep him piper
YOU ARE READING
Demigod Delimas
Humorall humor lol ~ bad grammer ~ Since Jason's dead he won't be in this, neither will shel since I don't really know her ~ ⚠️WARNINGS⚠️ *possible spoilers *beware of mr.d's fashion choices
