"NOOO!! I MISSED MY CHANCE WITH A BEAUTIFUL, HOT, SINGLE, JUICY, TENDER, SHRUNKLE, CRINKLE, SINGLE E-GIRL. WHY MUST MY LIFE BE SO CRUEL?!?!"
*he fell to the ground*
"OH, I FEEL IT! DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE.."
*he passed away, falling limp on the floor*
*he put his hand up once more*
"DIIIIIIEEEE!!!"
*he sung, in a B6, opera, soprano tone*
