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Mon, 28 Aug 20XX
10:14 AM

Sam:
it is about to be september guys 😁😁😁😁😁😁

Tahiro:
i dont care.

Sam:
damn ok ig 💀

Nicolas:
It honestly feels like August started yesterday.....

Suzaku:
Time Is A Construct

Tahiro:
??????????

Ryo:
why are you suddenly typing like that 😭😭😭😭😭

Suzaku:
I've Been Cursed

Sam:
BRO WDYM YOU GOT CURSED 😟😟😟😟

Suzaku:
U GIT CYRSED

Nicolas:
Suzaku???

Suzaku:
I Don't Know What Happened
I SWORE MY KEYBOARD SETTING WERENT LIKE THIS
AND NOW I CANT CHANFE IT

Ryo:
WHAT 😭

Tahiro:
L + ratio + cry abt it + skill issue

Suzaku:
DUDE??????
BETRAYAL.

Taima:
vibe check!!!!!
who here eats rocks.

Sam:
omg i do 🥰🥰🥰

Nicolas:
Huh?? Really?
Oh

Sam:
hahaahaahahha wink wink wink

Nicolas:
Ohhhh
I see now

Ryo:
sam what did you told him??

Sam:
i told him a lil smth in dms tee hee

Tahiro:
i cant fucking believe you typed tee hee

Taima:
you did too you hypocrite.

Tahiro:
???!!!!!

Suzaku:
Guys Help Me What Do I Do 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Taima:
thats wayyyy too many crying emojis m8
reduce it a lil next time!
your score is a solid 60. aim for a higher grade next time ok???!!!! <333

Suzaku:
WHAT

May:
what the hell .

Taima:
OMG HI MAY GIRLIE <3

May:
yea hi .
what is even happening ??

Sam:
lemme sum it up rq!

May:
huh ?

Ryo:
"sam is typing" 😟

Suzaku:
SHE BOUTTA TYPE UP A WHOLE ASS ESSAY I CANT EVEN ANYMORE 😭😭😭😭😭

Taima:
anyways do any of you eat rocks
sam passed the vibe check wbu???

Tahiro:
ofc i dont.
why would i?

Taima:
you failed the vibe check!

Tahiro:
and what are you gonna do abt that huh?

Tahiro Has Been Muted For 24 Hours.

Kara:
hi giys
TAHIRO?????

Taima:
he didnt passed the vibe check after all
i had to do smth :3333

Ryo:
yea hi kara
rip tahiro

Suzaku:
Yea Bro Rip 😔😔😔😔😔

Kara:
suzaku what happened to your typing style?? 😭😭😭

Suzaku:
Erm.....Backread 🤭

Kara:
oh yea brb guys
good grief sam is still typing what is she even typing up

Nicolas:
An essay, I guess...?

Sam:
so basically i tell everyone that its almost september and then tahiro was like "i DoNt CaRe" and then i was likw "damn ok ig" (with a skull emoji btw). suzaku then came online ansd then told us that time is a construct in a.....very unusual typing style of his!!!!!! Its Kinda Like This. he then told us that he couldnt change the keyboard settings since it changed on its own. taima then gave him an L + ratio + cry abt it + skill issue and then taima came in and gave us a vibe check with the question: who here eats rocks. i then told him that i do, to which nicolas believed me so i had to tell him in the dms that i was just joking/being sarcastic. i then typed tee hee and then tahiro called me out on that but then taima called HIM out on how he typed tee hee in the process of calling ME out by calling tahiro a hypocrite. suzaku then tries asking for help, bur then taima somehow gave suzaku a grade based off of how many crying emojis he used in the message. suzaku ended up getting a whopping 60!!!! congratulations <33 may came and then asked what was happening to which i would sum up

Everyone Is Online!

Suzaku:
.

Ryo:
???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!

May:
what the hell .

Kara:
NAURRRRRR 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Hatsu:
SAM?????

Akira:
ah........

Modoru:
what the fuck sam

Meiko:
oh god.....meiko might need to read thru this whole thing so that meiko is caught up!

Umishizaki:
why do you even bother 😭😭😭😭😭

Sam:
oh it seems like other things happened hold on

Suzaku:
AND THERE SHE GOES AGAIN I MIGHT LOSE MY SHIT

Modoru:
ok

Suzaku:
Wdym Ok 😟

Sam:
taima asked everyone abt the vibe check thing and then tahiro answered with "ofc i dont why the fuck would i" and then he got muted for the next 24 hours. kara then came in and everyones questioning what i was typing up, to which i finally sent the summary essay i typed up. that caused the others to go online and react to it, and everyones just equally confused as i am. i then type up a follow up to the summary essay i sent, and here we are!!!!!! :3

Akira:
GOOD GOD

Kara:
can i commit arson

Asao:
Don't.

Taima:
do it!!!

Asao:
Don't listen to Taima. Please.

Taima:
dont listen to asao. please.

Kara:
WHAT 😭

Ryo:
can nighttime come early i just wanna sleep already im already too tired to continue the day

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