Yo! I've got some one shots for you!

MiniCat- Fuck you

I couldn't get the original, so a cover will have to do. DO NOT PLAY IT UNTIL I TELL YOU!

I stand up in front of thousands of people Emma right in the front, set up my mic and get ready to sing.
You see I went out with Emma, she was a nice girl until I found out that
1. She hates gays
2. She is a racist
3. She hates everything and everyone
4. She says there needs to be a world war 3

So yeah she is a total asshole. Don't worry I broke up with her.

"Hello my subscribers I am Miniladd" A giant roar comes from the crowd, "Wow okay that was loud jesus" I laugh, "I am WildCat, you fucking forgot me asshole" We both laugh.
"So we will be singing a song yay! It's dedicated to the one and only Emma!"
She huffs not wanting to leave her seat in the front so gets on her phone.
"Let's go"

PLAY SONG

Mini:
Look inside, Look inside
Your tiny mind
Now look a bit harder.
Cause we're so uninspired
So sick and tired of all the hatred you harbour

WildCat:
So you say it's not okay to be gay
Well I think you're just evil
You're just some racist
Who can't tie my laces
Your point of view is medieval

Mini:
Fuck you

Wildcat:
Fuck you

Both:
Fuck you very, very much
Cause we hate what you do
And we hate your whole crew
So please don't stay in touch

Mini:
Fuck you

WildCat:
Fuck you

Mini:
Fuck you very, very much

Both:
Cause your words don't translate
And it's getting quite late
So please don't stay in touch

Wildcat:
Do you get,
Do you get a little kick out of being slow minded?
You want to be like your father
It's approval you after
Well that's not how you find it

Mini:
Do you,
Do you really enjoy living a life
That's so hateful
Cause there's a hole where your soul
should be
Your losing control of it and
It's really distasteful.
Fuck you

Wildcat:
Fuck you

Mini:
Fuck you very, very much

Both:
Cause we hate what you do
And we hate your whole crew
So please don't stay in touch

Mini:
Fuck you

Wildcat:
Fuck you

Mini:
Fuck you very, very much

Both:
Cause your words don't translate
And it's getting quite late
So please don't stay in touch

Mini:
You say, you think we need to go to war
Well you're already in one

Wildcat:
Cause it's people like you
Who need to get slew
No one wants your opinion

Mini:
Fuck you

Wildcat:
Fuck you

Mini:
Fuck you very, very much

Both:
Cause we hate what you do
And we hate your whole crew so please don't stay in touch

Mini:
Fuck you

Wildcat:
Fuck you

Mini:
Fuck you very, very much

Both:
Cause your words don't translate
And it's getting quite late
So please don't stay in touch

Emma's face red as a fucking tomato, stares down in her lap at her phone while the rest of the crowd cheer on. "So yeah, fuck you Emma" I stuck the finger up at her and so did Tyler, "I would like to thank Tyler here for helping me sing this song and now Nogla! Yay!" I laugh as I back away from the mic.
I go to turn around but is stopped by someone grabbing my wrist I turn around, it's Tyler. "What are you-" I am cut off my his lips pressed against mine, silence lays upon the crowd, my eyes wide in shock.
I lift up my arms put them on his shoulders and kiss back, I feel him smile into the kiss as the crowd goes wild.
We break apart, leaning on each other's forehead. "I- I could get used to that" I laugh, "So could I" I lean in again and kiss him while having my finger up at Emma.