𝐂𝐑𝐀𝐙𝐘 // 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐅𝐈𝐂

𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬

𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄 𝐁𝐘 𝐀𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑
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AETHER:
tysm barbz <33

VENTI:
ofc a! <3

VENTI:
wait- did you just make
a group chat?

AETHER:
whoops.. hah...

VENTI:
DUMB BITCH-

CHILDE:
ooh what is this 🤭

XIAO:
I'm holding you hostage.. why are you texting a group chat..

wait why am I even in this group in the first place..

and 'barbz?' venti would kill me if I called him that.

LUMINE:
yo chill.. aether, why are you making a gc? you'd never-

AETHER:
I was trying to tell barbz- bestie- venti thank you, but I accidentally pressed 'send to all.'

XIAO:
there it is again.

CHILDE:
anyways!! let's have some fun with this gc!! 🤑

*childe has changed the gc name to 68*

*childe's permission has been changed from admin to peasant*

AETHER:
bitch

CHILDE:
WAIT NOOO I MADE A TYPO

@ZHONGLI

DADDY- I MEAN ZHONGDADDY- I MEAN ZHONGLI, HELP ME PLZ

ZHONGLI:
Hm? What is it that you seek help with?

AETHER:
my sanity- I MEAN NOTHING!

VENTI:
nothing at all...

AETHER:
SHUT THE FCK UP BENTI

...

AMBER:
hey guys! this is cool! I got a new phone though, so I haven't recognized controls yet.

*amber has
screenshotted chat*

AETHER:
fuck, she's admin..

*amber has changed the gc name to duckling*

AMBER:
whoops- sorry-

*amber has changed childe's name to tortilla*

TORTILLA:
BITCH ITS TARTAGLIA NOT TORTILLA-

AMBER:
AAAA A FATUI HAMBURGER-

XIAO:
dies from laughter

VENTI:
bro rlly took the time to roleplay

*amber has changed venti's name to benti*

BENTI:
FUC-

XIAO:
I see you benti!!/j

BENTI:
I HATE YOU

AETHER:
calm down benti-

BENTI:
whatever...

AMBER:
SIMP ALERT-

sorry, I'm still learning controls.

XIAO:
NAWWW EVEN THE PHONE EXPOSED YOU ☠️

#:
hello? is this the cutie I sent notes to? aether?

AETHER:
fuck- yes, that is me.

I apologize, I didn't mean to add you to this group chat.

SCARAMOUCHE:
the second hand embarrassment I'm getting is unbelievable 😭☠️

AMBER:
FUCK ANOTHER FARTUI BAMBURGER-

AETHER:
bamburger..?

anyways, I'm so sorry!

#:
it's okay. I'll introduce
myself, cutie.

my name is Lisa~ I'm happy to be here!

I'm a senior, your old tour
guide, cutie.

*# has changed their
name to Lisa*

TORTILLA:
ayo 'cutie?' 🤨 that's kinda suspicious idk..

(CAN I BE YOUR CUTIE NEXT?)

LISA:
Hm~ I'll think about it, gorgeous.

TORTILLA:
IM NOT ORBITING.

BENTI:
and y'all dare to call me a simp.. look at that ed sheeran rip off ☠️

LUMINE:
you're are gonna be the
death of me.

SCARAMOUCHE:
im glad to hear that. 😇

LUMINE:
fuck you.

SCARAMOUCHE:
I'd rather not do that to a short haired elsa rip off. perhaps you're elsa's sister, the
number two.

*kaeya is now online*

KAEYA:
I have a sister?

*diluc is now online*

DILUC:
I swear favonius fanclub boys are weird.

why are you even my brother? he didn't mean you when
he said elsa..

LISA:
Haha, what humor you
have, cutie.

KAEYA:
wait what the fuck- aren't you that senior aether was sending love notes to?

...

*benti has muted aether*

BENTI:
before he kills me for saying this, he's actually gay..

KAEYA:

*kaeya is now offline*

———
HI-
I really enjoyed making this, so I might be frequently updating this instead!!

I might update the
hunter x hunter chatfic, but I love genshin and bsd
so much idek..

anyway- idk what to say now..

adios bitches