The dill culters

13:Kris

(again a chap that is cannon only if the readers want it to be cannon)

Kris Called E-girl to his room and sent everyone else in the room away then started talking in quite a horase voice, E-girl knew he had dissapeared for 3 days and didn't even have a bag whit him but still.

There was an akward silence in the room when Kris finnaly started speaking and said whit a horase voice:"I don't know where to start as a lot has happened these few days. Okay let's start with monday. I woke up at 6:48, I had to visit my parents so I got dressed and ate, I told no one that i left. See — after I left I headed straight to the ship that had to take me back to Estonia," Kris took a sip of water and continued, "When I arrived in Tallinn, Estonia I headed to the bus station, as I needed to drive 300+ km to Valga. When I arrived there I looked around a bit because i haven't been there for.. Huuu 8+ years? Anyways the city looked kinda like a ghost town, it was very quiet and the roads were broken. I headed over to the graveyard so I could clean my parents' graves. After I was done with that I felt like someone was behind me, I thought that there was no living soul in that town, so I stabbed them. Later when i got a better look at them, only then i understood it was a small child. I took the body and hid it. I have no idea how YOU found them but we digress. After cleaning my parents grave I went to a playground close by and played on the swings a bit. After that I headed to the bus station to drive to Tartu where I planned to stay for the night..." — stopped Kris from talking any longer: "Aren't your parents alive?? And what do you mean that Valga is a ghost town without any living souls???? Wait, didn't you grow up in Denmark??" Kris stopped the questioner by saying:"I'll answer your questions later, right now you have to listen to me. Anyways like i said i head over to Tartu for the night, I slept in a nice home, it was abandoned not long ago, there was still a lingering heat in there and the family's pictures that lived there, they were also still up. They must have escaped from something. On Tuesday I went for a swim in the Emajõgi, Where i met a cat. The cat was pretty. He was covered in white fur and had black spots, His tail was striped. Now listen, he is also quite important to the story. I found a collar from an abandoned store and put it on the striped cat who kept following me, I called him stripeda. Anyhow we two head across the town of Tartu and again some kid kept following me so the death count goes to 2. I entered a portal to come back to your Tartu, Estonia's pride (let's face it, it's the best city in Estonia fr)." THe questioner was even more confused. Kris drank the cup into emptiness :"I'm not the original Kris of this world, he died 8 years ago. Quite the nuisance if you ask me, I think I did a favour for everyone in this world. You know in reality I'm not a 30 smt cis man. In reality I'm 24 and my sex got altered when I entered your world, I guess to avoid continuity errors. See E-girl, In my world i had a best friend who looked and acted just the way you act, Her name was Lydia, she was my best friend I trusted her and only her. But I accidentally stumbled here which meant I needed to kill this world's Kris. My parents died 10 years ago and my real name is Kristina, but I hate that name so you can call me Kris or to avoid confusion Mike. Now everything I have told you today you will keep as a secret, got it? If anyone else finds out you are the one who'll suffer." E-girl was in utter confusion, what had Kris just told her? Why did he tell her all that info? Wait, is that even Kris who is in front of her? Didn't he just confess to killing the og Kris? Should she call the police? It's true that Kris felt different than the one She knew 9+ years ago. But people change, right? E-girl straightened her posture and said: "The last nine years the person i knew was you. So that means i can still trust you to a degree, but then again you killed my best friend, which was kinda mean. And i think Braydons sister went missing a little to easily also. But otherwisly im gonna write your talk as a fiction in my brain. Because are you kidding me? Cross dimensional traveling is un thinkable and even if it was thinkable it would be too silly. So let's stay friends okay?" Kris or well Mike nodded and they hed from Kris's room to the kitchen and started cooking pasta, lasagne to be exact. E-girl didn't still know what to think of "Kris" but chose to trust him for now until a future event happens. She still isn't sure whether or not she knows "Kris" But she still wanted lasagna for dinner and "Kris" was one of the only ppl in the house who actually knew how to cook it. Kris was making the pasta though when E-girl said:"Hey, "Kris" so you don't have a collage degree?" "kris" shook his head and continued cooking. E-girl was cutting the vegetables for a salad because "Kris" asked her to do it. 

When they were ready whit the cooking they served the food, luckily not everyone was hungry so it didn't get very embarrasing whit all the huge secrets and "Kris" being a fucking murderer.