OMG i finally get to go home AND BE LAZY ASS FUCK uwu after that boring ass MEETING I WAS FORCED TO GO TO LIKE JUST FOR THE EAGLE HOE AND THE TWINK SQUAD TOJUST ARGUE THE ENTIRE TIME
and so immediately the words "this meeting is over" or sum goofy ass shit like that I BOMB THAT SHIT AND RUN AWAY okai i wishe i did but i didnt :(( so i walk out LIKE A NORMAL 'HUMAN' being but they dont know that im a secret fairy vampire femboy princess thing it uwu
AWOOOOOOOOOO BARK BARK BARK
i hear violent breathing and THEIR BREATH SMELT LIKE SHIT GAWDDAYU-
okayaoka/jj im joking (go take BRUSH YUR FOCKKING TEETH BITCH)
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myanmar pov
After the meeting i had a super ALPHA INSTINCT brewing in me like a fat shit
"i-i can=can't controwl my in-internal wait im stupid as shit i cant say bigass words like that/j m-my in HOT AND DOMINATE ALPHA IN ME"
#emo #ilistentojustinbeaverironically
I look up the full moon with my BEAUTIFUL HOT SEXY ORBS and i start transforming...
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myanmar rips the pinkity drinkity fairy princess costume (nuh uh bro was not booty butt naked there was a ANOTHER PRINCESS DRESS Under that) that WAS FORCIBLY PUYT ON HIM BY A CERTAIN SOMEONE... (farts, farts, read the fincan book, farts , farts)
anyways, the new CREAUTURE THINGY PERSON COUNTRY MAN I DONT FUCKING KMOW ANYMORE IM SO CONFUSED POUNCED UP INTO THE AIRAND 💥
BOOM HE GREW PINK WINGS THAT WERE MADE OF HIS UNCLIPPED TOE NAILS AND FLEW TO uh SOMEwHERE YAHH BUT
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thailand was INNOCENTLY walking after being JUMPED by some bitch with stanky ass breath so YK WAT BRO DID?? THAILAND SHOVED TOOTHPASTE DOWN THEI TrachEA SO ALL THEY SAY IS "ALL MIGHTY MINT TOOTHPASTE ALL MINT TOOTHPASTE"
the unlucky country thot this dae count get any WORSE
THEN SUDDENLAY WILD ALPHA MALE BURMA SHOWS UP AND KIDDNAPS THAILAND BY GRABBING THEN
"LET ME GO FATASS BITCH"
"NUH UH BARK BARK BARK BARK"
"FURRy"
*GASP YOU STINKY POOP how dare u uwu"
"WHAT ITS TRUE"
"THATS IT IM FEEDING YOUR TO THE FURRYS"
"EXUCSE ME WHAT, YOU HAIRY FUR COAT WHAT THE HELL"
THAI LAAND KEP T SCREAMING A VIOLENTLY SAYING UHH STUFF NOT SLURS THO THAT BAD SO THAILAND GOT THE ASEAN GANG AND THE TRUSTY FRYING PAN AND BEAT MYANMARS ASS SO HARD HIS ASS WAS IN IOWA AND MINNESOTA AND THEY BEAT THE ALPHA OUTTA HIM
but asean gang did listen and stopped but they were a figment myanmars imagination and they WRE ACTUALLY THE GUYS WHO HAVE A OBSESSION WITH SMELLING LIKE A GYM THAT THAILAND SHOVED A TOOTH PASTE DOWN WHERE THERE YA NO HANKY PANKY STUF THO
ok anyways MYANMAR STUCK TO THE MORSE CODE SHIT AND DID IT (im not telling you u gotta translate it buddy)
the end lololo they have uhh hm a hmmm a hat named james
