✎, ੈ♡˳chapter one.

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 ❝I'm not saying he deserved it, just kidding, I'm absolutely saying he deserved it!!

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 ❝HOW? HOW IS IT THAT HE SAYS EVERYTHING I WANT HIM TO SAY?

 ❝HOW? HOW IS IT THAT HE SAYS EVERYTHING I WANT HIM TO SAY?❞

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 ❝I WAS DISAPPOINTED. I THOUGHT I MIGHT GET A CHANCE TO BE MORE OF A BIG BROTHER TO HIM.

      𝐊𝐔𝐍𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐀 𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐃𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐃 𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐁𝐄𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐇𝐈𝐌. 𝐀 𝐌𝐀𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐃, 𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐏 𝐂𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐀 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐒, 𝐓𝐖𝐎 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐎𝐏, 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐖𝐎 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐌. 𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐇 𝐀𝐋𝐒𝐎 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍 𝐇𝐀𝐃 𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐒𝐄𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄 𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐎𝐌, 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐅𝐈𝐄𝐃 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 𝐎𝐑 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐘𝐄𝐓.

"Is this really our only piece of evidence..?" He grumbled, rubbing the bridge of his nose with an annoyed expression, "What are we even supposed to do with this?!"

"I dunno, why not ask Edogawa for help?" A white haired boy asked, sweat dropping as he stared at the now angry Kunikida.

"He's going to demand the entire candy store if I ask him to take over another case-" Kunikida started before a short brunet popped up beside him with a lollipop within his mouth.

"Who's gonna ask for a candy shop?"

"EDOGAWA! I didn't see you there-" Kunikida snapped his head back to Edogawa with wide eyes before sighing and shaking off the surprise, "Nobody is."

"Boring! Anyways, I heard you're still having trouble with last week's case..." Edogawa smirked before puffing out his chest, "Must I have to do everything in this Agency?"

"Well-" Kunikida started once again, yet being cut off by Edogawa's suddenly grabbing the mauled camera and observing it for a moment before going uncharacteristically quiet for a small duration of time.

"...Edogawa? A-are you okay?" The white haired boy asked quietly, tilting his head and hesitantly placing a hand on the shorter man's shoulder, who suddenly snapped out of it and looked over at him before grinning.

"Take me to the crime scene, Nakajima."

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     ❝...𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐒 𝐖𝐇𝐘 𝐖𝐄'𝐑𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄, 𝐄𝐃𝐎𝐆𝐀𝐖𝐀?❞ 𝐊𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐀 𝐀𝐒𝐊𝐄𝐃 𝐀𝐒 𝐇𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐍𝐀𝐊𝐀𝐉𝐈𝐌𝐀 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐋𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐄𝐃𝐎𝐆𝐀𝐖𝐀'𝐒 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐏.

"Are you doubting me?" Edogawa pouted as he placed the sickly snake around his neck, the reptile quickly wrapping around him more due to the warmth.

"No, I just don't see how a snake-"

"!! I've got it! The snake was probably what bit the camera, right?" Nakajima cut off Kunikida as Edogawa grinned brightly and nodded.

"Yep! When we get back to the agency, we can compare the fangs to the bite marks."

"Then we better hurry, the snake looks awfully cold." Kunikida noted before the three males, and a snake, started their way back to the agency.

"Right!"

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     𝐀𝐅𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐒𝐍𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇 𝐀 𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐏 𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐂𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐀, 𝐄𝐃𝐎𝐆𝐀𝐖𝐀 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐃 𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐇 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐘 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐒. 𝐀 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇.

"...but why would the snake have such a reason to maul a camera that was far up in the air? How did it even get up there-" Kunikida questioned before the door opened and in waltzed a familiar bandaged coworker.

"YOU'RE LATE, DAZAI!" Kunikida yelled at the brunet, who just shrugged playfully as he set his stuff down at his desk and approached the other three.

"Come on, let loose a bit, Kunikida!" He said with a grin before leaning over and looking at the white reptile, "Why's there a white worm on Edogawa's desk?"

"It's a snake, you buffoon!" Kunikida scolded once more.

"Snake, worm, same thing. Both legless animal-things," Dazai dismissed before reaching out to the snake, "Can I touch it?"

"You probably shouldn't-" Edogawa started, but Dazai had already begun to run two fingers over the snake's scales. His fingertips began to glow a light blue as his ability was put into use unexpectedly.

"Huh?" Dazai mumbled curiously before a sudden white puff of smoke surrounded the snake, causing the three to cough and try to wave it away before the sound of the lamp and camera falling to the floor echoed throughout the room, followed by a groan.

When the smoke settled, there sat a man on Edogawa's desk with beautiful [H/L], [H/C] hair, [E/C] eyes that were slightly unfocused, [COLOR] nails that were long and sharp, and radiant [S/C] skin...

"...where am I? Where are my clothes? Wait, is that Ranpo?! Hi Ranpo!~"

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 ❝THE EMOTION BUDDING IN YOUR HEART AT THIS VERY MOMENT IS A MAN'S ROMANCE!

 ❝THE EMOTION BUDDING IN YOUR HEART AT THIS VERY MOMENT IS A MAN'S ROMANCE!❞

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IT'S VERY INTERESTING, THE THINGS PEOPLE DO IN THEIR PRIVATE LIVES. EVERYONE HAS A SECRET OR TWO THEY KEEP TUCKED AWAY.

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