"Mine~.." [Vampire Deku x Bakugo]

~ Holy shit, he's hot..~

Yall best be excited for this. I am, but it's 7 fucking 30 AM where I'm at. So stfu bro. Anyways...uhm...yes.

[No POV cuz yh.]

         Aizawa left Iida in charge for the few minutes they have left until class starts. Soon, everybody's in the classroom. "Uhm...Aizawa? Are we gonna start class soon orrr..?" Aizawa sigh heavily. "Yall have a sub...so stfu, sit down, and wait." Mina's eyes go wide, we already know that she's boutta ask this hoe a million fucking questions. "Where is he??" Aizawa groans and drops his head down onto his desk again. "Don't know, don't care...just wait." As he finishes his sentence, the door opens.
          "Wait...is that.?.." Bakugo's eyes widen slightly. "Good morning, Class 1A~ I am Izuku Midoriya, your substitute teacher..~" Izuku chuckles and looks over at Bakugo. "And good morning to you again, Katsuki~" Everybody turns to look at Bakugo. "You know him?" Bakugo sighs, his face bright red with blush. "Shut up, extras..." Izuku walks over to Bakugo's desk and tilts Bakugo's chin up to look at him. "I couldn't last much longer without you~.." Bakugo raises an eyebrow. "So you became a teacher? Are you even qualified?" Izuku laughs lowly and bites his lip. "That doesn't really matter, it's just for a day~" Bakugo shakes his head slightly as Izuku stops holding his chin. "Yeah, yeah, whatever..." Izuku kisses the top of Bakugo's head and walks back over to the teacher's desk.
       "Bakugo, who is dat???" Denki turns to Katsuki, who is now a tomato. "He's my..." He pauses. What were they? Friends with benefits? Partners? He didn't know, but thankfully, Izuku chimed in. "I'm his boyfriend~" All of the girls looked at Izuku, then at Bakugo. "Why wasn't I informed, Katsubabe???" Mina shakes him by the shoulders. "I didn't tell you cause I didn't want to! And you never asked!" (And yall have only known eachother for like, 3 days, but pop off ig).
          Mina huffs and sits back at her desk. "I mean..." Denki begins to speak. "Is he wrong?" He says in a teasing tone, knowing it'll piss Mina off (does he have a death wish?? Apparently.) "Denki, I'm going to punch you through a wall..." Mina looks back at him, doing that stupid fucking chair thing, don't start with me. "Well, congrats Bakugo! Cause he's fucking hot." Uraraka says bluntly, come on yall, she gives no fucks. "He looks rich too" Jiro points out, shrugging. "You guys are really going to just talk about him while he's right there?.." Mineta points at Izuku, it looks like Izuku also just gives no fucks.
            "What's your quirk?" (My best frog friend) Tsuyu pipes up from the back of the classroom. "Ah, good question!~ If I drink the blood of someone, I can gain their appearance and quirk for a period of time..." Mineta practically spits out his water. "Are you like a vampire or something???" Izuku giggles (like the crazy bitch he is). "I guess you could say so~.." Bakugo scoffs slightly. "So that's why you bit me!" Mina turns to Bakugo. "He bit you???" Izuku smirks and leans his body onto the desk, propped up by his elbows. "I was claiming what's mine." Bakugo rolls his eyes playfully. "You don't have to worry about me being anyone else's, you know that, right?~" Izuku sighs. "We should stop flirting during your school hours--" Mina cuts him off. "NO. Continue, please, I need tea..." Iida sighs, he's quitting bro.

[Timeskip. After school cuz yh.]

     Izuku's head is resting in Bakugo's lap as Bakugo does his homework. "You're so beautiful~" Izuku looks up at Bakugo, his pupils practically shaped as hearts. Bakugo smile softly and shakes his head, sighing. "Shh, you're distracting me!" Bakugo flicks Izuku's nose gently. (Bro, I started this at 730AM, it's almost 10AM, and it ain't even 700 words yet???). "Ouch~" Izuku replys in a sarcastic tone. "I just have a few more math problems and then you can bother me all you want." Bakugo moves Izuku's head off his lap. "Awe~...but I love you~" Izuku moves closer to Bakugo, getting in between his legs. (Hell nah bbg, don do it). Bakugo turns bright red again, it seems anything Izuku does makes Bakugo want him more. (Brb, kmsing rq).
         "Come on, my love~ can't you homework wait just a minute?~" Izuku's smirk grows lager every second. "..." Bakugo sighs dramtically. "But, Izuuu~" He whines, "I need to do it, it's already midnight..." Izuku sighs and moves Bakugo's math book away, crawling closer to him. "Please?~.." Bakugo giggles softly (I hate that fucking word...MORE THAN THE CHAIR POSE, THE WORD GIGGLE SUCKS ASS BRO).
           "Just give me a few minutes, Zuku~..I'll be done in a minute, I promise~" Izuku sighs dramatically. "You're not gonna guilt trip me, I jut need to finish this , you asshole." Izuku chuckles lowly and pins Bakugo down to the bed. (Omfg no. No.) "I-Izuku!~" (I'm done, I'm done.). "I can't hold myself back, darling~ you're too beautiful~" (unlike this chapter BROOOOO)

Anyways, Bakugo has no legs now. I ain't writing anymore UGHHHH ew. Ew. I'm sorry on behalf of ur eyes bro. Bye. 870 words. Leave, bye.