Still satire if you still didn't know - (Why is stop loving me playing now 😭😭😭😭😭😭)
You ran back down to the kitchen seeing Bertie looking at his phone. You stood in front of him with this face until he noticed
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This was the face jumpscare warning
"What?" He asked looking up from his phone. "It's our anniversary" you replied. "I forgor" he said. "So what are we going to do this time?" You asked as you sat down besides him. "Idk" he replied probably thinking but who the fuck knows with this guy.
"Erm what if we go to the movies? I heard the Barbie movie came out" he suggested.
"Let's do it."
Like 8pm
You both arrived, got your snacks and shit and headed to the movies. You finally got there and sat down.
After waiting for commercials and shit it finally played. After awhile the Ken song started playing and Bertie started screaming it from the top of his lungs. After like 30 seconds or something idk security grabbed him and threw him out which sent him flying. They didn't notice you tho so you watched the rest of it.
After sometime
You came out and Bertie was laying on the floor crying.
"What happened my discord kitten?" You asked grabbing his hands and looking into his shit colored eyes. "T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-they h-h-h-h-hurt m-m-me.....y/n chan 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺" he said with tears in his eyes. You looked at him in disbelief. How could they do this? Throw him out? For wanting to sing the Ken song? They will get what they deserve.................
I hate myself
Suddenly, the anger got to you and your alpha monster came out and you destroyed the whole theater with monster by skillet playing in the background. You saved Bertie and got out of there before the whole building fucking collapsed.
"T-thank you.................................master.......🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺" Bertie said. "Heh, no problem, kitten" you replied. Somehow this made Bertie gasp and blush, and he decided to kiss you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then you both ran off into the sunset even tho it was pitch black outside the end - Hi Bertie if you see this again please don't hate me this is a jok
