1. Santa Claus lives in the sky. Here is some proof:
2. The North Pole is not actually land, it is just loads of floating pieces of ice.
3. As the North Pole I'd just floating pieces of ice, it is impossible to build your house/grotto and not to mention a factory there.
4. Elves are magic, and so are flying reindeer. The sky is often associated with magic, which helps to prove that Santa Claus lives in the sky.
5. Santa Claus does not deliver all toys and presents in one night, as yes, people, there are such things as time zones.
6. This means that Santa just waits around a bit, delivering things at different times, in different countries. Then he travels back in time to another time zone and another country to deliver more presents.
7. Time travel is real, and possible.
8. Sang ago this elves from a magical land, and rescued them, as the magical land did not have much to offer (just like how Mr Willy-Wonker got his oompa-loompa's.
9. Elves (unlike oompa loompa's) do not just eat chocolate. They eat a variety of food, including shellfish, which they love, and pork roast with beans.
10. Why are you still here reading stuff about Santa Claus and Oompa Loompa's? You weirdo ( -.-) 😉 😝
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